Five Jabs Janet
@janet9998.bsky.social
〓〓 Cornish émigrée ranting a little less on: #WHUFC⚒ #BreastCancer #TheArchers. She/her. Swimmer. Knitter. 🕷️Omnia Feminae Aequissimae💪 Два слова. Two spaces after a full stop. Here prepping for bird apocalypse. [No posts? No profile? No follow.]
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Well done and thank you to #BBCR4 #PM and @carolinewyatt.bsky.social on Saturday for not ignoring the aftermath of Storm Goretti, still affecting the people of Cornwall in their tens of thousands….
Our media, already bored w Storm Goretti, failing to see that in South West, National Grid *still* reporting 27,000+ homes w/out power, inc 8,293 vulnerable users.
Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
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Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
🙏〓〓
January 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Well done and thank you to #BBCR4 #PM and @carolinewyatt.bsky.social on Saturday for not ignoring the aftermath of Storm Goretti, still affecting the people of Cornwall in their tens of thousands….
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On this day in 1903, Barbara Hepworth was born. A pioneer of modern sculpture, she reshaped British art with her abstract forms exploring space, landscape and the human body. #OnThisDay #BarbaraHepworth #WomensArt
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
On this day in 1903, Barbara Hepworth was born. A pioneer of modern sculpture, she reshaped British art with her abstract forms exploring space, landscape and the human body. #OnThisDay #BarbaraHepworth #WomensArt
Our media, already bored w Storm Goretti, failing to see that in South West, National Grid *still* reporting 27,000+ homes w/out power, inc 8,293 vulnerable users.
Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
🙏〓〓
Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
🙏〓〓
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Our media, already bored w Storm Goretti, failing to see that in South West, National Grid *still* reporting 27,000+ homes w/out power, inc 8,293 vulnerable users.
Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
🙏〓〓
Terrible risk to vulnerable customers still w/out power trying to heat by other means. If able, please look out for your neighbours.
🙏〓〓
Poor Clarrie.
She tries again and again.
And again.
If she were to beat any one of those Grundys about the head with the shepherds’ pie dish, I’d contribute to the G*F*ndMe for her defence.
#TheArchers
She tries again and again.
And again.
If she were to beat any one of those Grundys about the head with the shepherds’ pie dish, I’d contribute to the G*F*ndMe for her defence.
#TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Poor Clarrie.
She tries again and again.
And again.
If she were to beat any one of those Grundys about the head with the shepherds’ pie dish, I’d contribute to the G*F*ndMe for her defence.
#TheArchers
She tries again and again.
And again.
If she were to beat any one of those Grundys about the head with the shepherds’ pie dish, I’d contribute to the G*F*ndMe for her defence.
#TheArchers
So having subjected us to one serious head injury, the SW seem to be trailing a Throwing the Weight Over the Bar for Burns Night event at The Bull. We await the health and safety assessment.
And what expertise does Jazzer the Weegie have on Highland Games, anyway?
#TheArchers
And what expertise does Jazzer the Weegie have on Highland Games, anyway?
#TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
So having subjected us to one serious head injury, the SW seem to be trailing a Throwing the Weight Over the Bar for Burns Night event at The Bull. We await the health and safety assessment.
And what expertise does Jazzer the Weegie have on Highland Games, anyway?
#TheArchers
And what expertise does Jazzer the Weegie have on Highland Games, anyway?
#TheArchers
Please can we also use today to talk about the UK telephone network PSTN switch to digital and the impact of power cuts? #StormGoretti #Goretti
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Please can we also use today to talk about the UK telephone network PSTN switch to digital and the impact of power cuts? #StormGoretti #Goretti
Despair.
Trying to order online grocery shopping for my v elderly Dad. Saved 'favourites' - stuff he likes.
Re-open that page later and Favourites page now also peppered with R*d Bull packs, F*nta etc. Awful unwanted chemical slop added in to the list (although not 🤎).
#Sainsburys looking at YOU.
Trying to order online grocery shopping for my v elderly Dad. Saved 'favourites' - stuff he likes.
Re-open that page later and Favourites page now also peppered with R*d Bull packs, F*nta etc. Awful unwanted chemical slop added in to the list (although not 🤎).
#Sainsburys looking at YOU.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Despair.
Trying to order online grocery shopping for my v elderly Dad. Saved 'favourites' - stuff he likes.
Re-open that page later and Favourites page now also peppered with R*d Bull packs, F*nta etc. Awful unwanted chemical slop added in to the list (although not 🤎).
#Sainsburys looking at YOU.
Trying to order online grocery shopping for my v elderly Dad. Saved 'favourites' - stuff he likes.
Re-open that page later and Favourites page now also peppered with R*d Bull packs, F*nta etc. Awful unwanted chemical slop added in to the list (although not 🤎).
#Sainsburys looking at YOU.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
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Claire Bretécher, French cartoonist, known particularly for her portrayals of women #WomensArt #BackToNormal #FridayFeeling
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Claire Bretécher, French cartoonist, known particularly for her portrayals of women #WomensArt #BackToNormal #FridayFeeling
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January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sorry? I’ve put the fan heater on, so didn’t quite hear. Did Clive just say, “I’ve done Reiki”?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Sorry? I’ve put the fan heater on, so didn’t quite hear. Did Clive just say, “I’ve done Reiki”?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
My latest take…. George kidnapped and imprisoned Ciara (think Dept Q), but then was attacked, now in a coma, so chances of revealing whereabouts of Ciara even if he intended to.…
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
Is anyone keeping a list of all the suspects? #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My latest take…. George kidnapped and imprisoned Ciara (think Dept Q), but then was attacked, now in a coma, so chances of revealing whereabouts of Ciara even if he intended to.…
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
Oh gawd, SW are going to lead us through suspect after suspect through the entire population of the village, aren’t they. #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oh gawd, SW are going to lead us through suspect after suspect through the entire population of the village, aren’t they. #TheArchers
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I’m starting 2026 as I mean to go on: with some radical honesty.
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m starting 2026 as I mean to go on: with some radical honesty.
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
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Following on from last night's rampage we have live footage of a tornado ripping in to The Laurels
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Following on from last night's rampage we have live footage of a tornado ripping in to The Laurels
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Oh crikey. Heard it again at lunchtime.
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh crikey. Heard it again at lunchtime.
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
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STRENGTHEN PRIMARY CARE.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Huge rise in number of people in England’s A&Es for coughs or hiccups
Lack of prompt access to primary care blamed for rise in hospital cases of minor ailments including blocked noses
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
STRENGTHEN PRIMARY CARE.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Human rights are universal - politicians may not always find them politically convenient but it shouldn’t fall to any government to say who those rights should & should not apply to. Because none of us then has rights, just privileges that can be taken away by those in power
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The government won’t achieve ‘decency’ over ‘division’ by trying to be Reform Lite
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
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December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
It's been a great year for @nataliehaynes.bsky.social fans!!! We've been spoiled rotten and we love it. Books, podcasts, buckets of radio appearances. Such fun!
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Television (thank you, Sunday Brunch especially!),
Radio (Front Row, Woman’s Hour, R4’s Book Club, Saturday Live, Free Thinking, RTÉ's Arena, and I have loved being a part of Armando Ianucci’s Strong Message Here - which is back next week…)
As well as online and in print!
Radio (Front Row, Woman’s Hour, R4’s Book Club, Saturday Live, Free Thinking, RTÉ's Arena, and I have loved being a part of Armando Ianucci’s Strong Message Here - which is back next week…)
As well as online and in print!
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's been a great year for @nataliehaynes.bsky.social fans!!! We've been spoiled rotten and we love it. Books, podcasts, buckets of radio appearances. Such fun!
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Uh oh. George will blame Brad for: (i) not buying the cover story about Ed's fall; and (ii) "comforting" Amber chez Horrobin.
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Uh oh. George will blame Brad for: (i) not buying the cover story about Ed's fall; and (ii) "comforting" Amber chez Horrobin.
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Eeeeewww. George. Proper nasty. Really feel for Fallon, trying to be kind, but being rewarded with insinuations, grabbing and unwelcome advances. #TheArchers
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Eeeeewww. George. Proper nasty. Really feel for Fallon, trying to be kind, but being rewarded with insinuations, grabbing and unwelcome advances. #TheArchers
Oh! Craig’s / HMQ Camilla’s letter to Tess n Claud.
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh! Craig’s / HMQ Camilla’s letter to Tess n Claud.
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing