Five Jabs Janet
@janet9998.bsky.social
〓〓 Cornish émigrée ranting a little less on: #WHUFC⚒ #BreastCancer #TheArchers. She/her. Swimmer. Knitter. 🕷️Omnia Feminae Aequissimae💪 Два слова. Two spaces after a full stop. Here prepping for bird apocalypse. [No posts? No profile? No follow.]
Pinned
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Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
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Claire Bretécher, French cartoonist, known particularly for her portrayals of women #WomensArt #BackToNormal #FridayFeeling
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Claire Bretécher, French cartoonist, known particularly for her portrayals of women #WomensArt #BackToNormal #FridayFeeling
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January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sorry? I’ve put the fan heater on, so didn’t quite hear. Did Clive just say, “I’ve done Reiki”?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Sorry? I’ve put the fan heater on, so didn’t quite hear. Did Clive just say, “I’ve done Reiki”?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
My latest take…. George kidnapped and imprisoned Ciara (think Dept Q), but then was attacked, now in a coma, so chances of revealing whereabouts of Ciara even if he intended to.…
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
Is anyone keeping a list of all the suspects? #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My latest take…. George kidnapped and imprisoned Ciara (think Dept Q), but then was attacked, now in a coma, so chances of revealing whereabouts of Ciara even if he intended to.…
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
SW recruitment: I’m right here!
#TheArchers
Oh gawd, SW are going to lead us through suspect after suspect through the entire population of the village, aren’t they. #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oh gawd, SW are going to lead us through suspect after suspect through the entire population of the village, aren’t they. #TheArchers
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I’m starting 2026 as I mean to go on: with some radical honesty.
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m starting 2026 as I mean to go on: with some radical honesty.
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
Kindness is important but are you really being kind? Or are you performing a version of kindness that is nothing of the sort and actually serves a personal aim?
1/8
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Following on from last night's rampage we have live footage of a tornado ripping in to The Laurels
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Following on from last night's rampage we have live footage of a tornado ripping in to The Laurels
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Oh crikey. Heard it again at lunchtime.
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh crikey. Heard it again at lunchtime.
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For all I said earlier, I now wonder if George may not have been merely invoking his mother with his last breath, but ACTUALLY speaking to her…. did Emma try to finish him because she thinks he’s done something to Ciara?
Doof, doof, doof, doof. #TheArchers
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
For me, it doesn’t wash that an angry family member wd lurk quietly in the dark to take out George. In my Ambridge, intense family emotions re. G cd lead to violence in the moment, but Ambridgeans lurking in the lane doesn’t ring true. So my money’s on Markie or his thugs. 1/2 #TheArchers
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STRENGTHEN PRIMARY CARE.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Huge rise in number of people in England’s A&Es for coughs or hiccups
Lack of prompt access to primary care blamed for rise in hospital cases of minor ailments including blocked noses
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
STRENGTHEN PRIMARY CARE.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Human rights are universal - politicians may not always find them politically convenient but it shouldn’t fall to any government to say who those rights should & should not apply to. Because none of us then has rights, just privileges that can be taken away by those in power
youtu.be/bl0Lm7v_T18?...
youtu.be/bl0Lm7v_T18?...
The government won’t achieve ‘decency’ over ‘division’ by trying to be Reform Lite
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
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December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
Please remember this in 2026 when Nigel Farage tells you we must leave the ECHR to control our borders
It's been a great year for @nataliehaynes.bsky.social fans!!! We've been spoiled rotten and we love it. Books, podcasts, buckets of radio appearances. Such fun!
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Television (thank you, Sunday Brunch especially!),
Radio (Front Row, Woman’s Hour, R4’s Book Club, Saturday Live, Free Thinking, RTÉ's Arena, and I have loved being a part of Armando Ianucci’s Strong Message Here - which is back next week…)
As well as online and in print!
Radio (Front Row, Woman’s Hour, R4’s Book Club, Saturday Live, Free Thinking, RTÉ's Arena, and I have loved being a part of Armando Ianucci’s Strong Message Here - which is back next week…)
As well as online and in print!
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's been a great year for @nataliehaynes.bsky.social fans!!! We've been spoiled rotten and we love it. Books, podcasts, buckets of radio appearances. Such fun!
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Many congratulations, Natalie.
More in 2026 please!!
#NoFriendToThisHouse
#NatalieHaynesStandsUpForTheClassics #NHSUFTC #StrongMessageHere
Uh oh. George will blame Brad for: (i) not buying the cover story about Ed's fall; and (ii) "comforting" Amber chez Horrobin.
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Uh oh. George will blame Brad for: (i) not buying the cover story about Ed's fall; and (ii) "comforting" Amber chez Horrobin.
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Doof doof doof doof.
#TheArchers
Eeeeewww. George. Proper nasty. Really feel for Fallon, trying to be kind, but being rewarded with insinuations, grabbing and unwelcome advances. #TheArchers
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Eeeeewww. George. Proper nasty. Really feel for Fallon, trying to be kind, but being rewarded with insinuations, grabbing and unwelcome advances. #TheArchers
Oh! Craig’s / HMQ Camilla’s letter to Tess n Claud.
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh! Craig’s / HMQ Camilla’s letter to Tess n Claud.
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
Floods! Floods, I tell you! 😭😭😭
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
Karen.
What a star. She’s 38. Didn’t have to show off loads of flesh, wear knee-wrecking shoes. Just energy, joy, precision. And a lorry-load of talent.
All my votes.
There, I’ve said it.
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #TeamKaren
#Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen
What a star. She’s 38. Didn’t have to show off loads of flesh, wear knee-wrecking shoes. Just energy, joy, precision. And a lorry-load of talent.
All my votes.
There, I’ve said it.
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #TeamKaren
#Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Karen.
What a star. She’s 38. Didn’t have to show off loads of flesh, wear knee-wrecking shoes. Just energy, joy, precision. And a lorry-load of talent.
All my votes.
There, I’ve said it.
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #TeamKaren
#Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen
What a star. She’s 38. Didn’t have to show off loads of flesh, wear knee-wrecking shoes. Just energy, joy, precision. And a lorry-load of talent.
All my votes.
There, I’ve said it.
#Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #TeamKaren
#Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen #Karen
Hmmm. Find myself agreeing with Craig. Needed more flow. A series of v accomplished spectacular tricks. #Amber #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
#TeamKaren
#TeamKaren
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hmmm. Find myself agreeing with Craig. Needed more flow. A series of v accomplished spectacular tricks. #Amber #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
#TeamKaren
#TeamKaren
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Always tricky working out where to put the fig leaf with this kind of thing
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Always tricky working out where to put the fig leaf with this kind of thing
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The anniversaries of the death of two artists who pop up in guises throughout my record collection - inspiring wonders
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The anniversaries of the death of two artists who pop up in guises throughout my record collection - inspiring wonders
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Was on Sky News this morning discussing Flu and whether this was a record bad year or not.
Also discussed what we could do and the importance of vaccines, ventilation and wearing a mask if you're ill.
youtu.be/_PZiU3R7jac
Also discussed what we could do and the importance of vaccines, ventilation and wearing a mask if you're ill.
youtu.be/_PZiU3R7jac
Interview with Sky News about Flu cases in England December 2025
YouTube video by Professor Christina Pagel
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Was on Sky News this morning discussing Flu and whether this was a record bad year or not.
Also discussed what we could do and the importance of vaccines, ventilation and wearing a mask if you're ill.
youtu.be/_PZiU3R7jac
Also discussed what we could do and the importance of vaccines, ventilation and wearing a mask if you're ill.
youtu.be/_PZiU3R7jac
It's a pity that @chrisgpackham.bsky.social seems to prefer more professional photos these days, but here is my amateur pic of #FoxOfTheDay encountered on my way home from the office Christmas Dinner. Cool as a cucumber, untroubled by passers-by, with a VERY handsome tail.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's a pity that @chrisgpackham.bsky.social seems to prefer more professional photos these days, but here is my amateur pic of #FoxOfTheDay encountered on my way home from the office Christmas Dinner. Cool as a cucumber, untroubled by passers-by, with a VERY handsome tail.
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NHS leader calls for revival of mask-wearing amid ‘tidal wave’ of flu
NHS leader calls for revival of mask-wearing amid ‘tidal wave’ of flu
NHS Providers chief urges better infection control, while No 10 stresses choice and Kemi Badenoch warns against mask mandate
People experiencing flu or cold symptoms should wear a mask in public places as the UK grapples with a “tidal wave” of illness, an NHS leader has said.
Daniel Elkeles, chief executive of NHS Providers, which represents NHS trusts, said the country is seeing a “very nasty strain of flu” that has occurred earlier in the year than normal, and face coverings should be worn on public transport, as during the Covid pandemic. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
NHS leader calls for revival of mask-wearing amid ‘tidal wave’ of flu
Oh here we go…. “I do understand what farming means to you”.
Akram’s going to take over thingy-the-dead-guy’s place, is he?
#TheArchers
Akram’s going to take over thingy-the-dead-guy’s place, is he?
#TheArchers
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Oh here we go…. “I do understand what farming means to you”.
Akram’s going to take over thingy-the-dead-guy’s place, is he?
#TheArchers
Akram’s going to take over thingy-the-dead-guy’s place, is he?
#TheArchers