Robert Carnes
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Robert Carnes
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📚 4x published author
🟢 Marketing Director @ Greenmellen
✏️ Freelance writer & marketing consultant
🧑 Dad, Atlanta native, trivia nerd, bibliophile
I did another one of the things with moral philosophy concepts.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Reddit is meth.
Super popular in some areas and gets super sketchy.

BlueSky is methadone.
Helps you heal your addiction, but more obscure.

MySpace is cigarettes.
Do people still do that?
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Instagram is LSD.
Very visual. Once you do it, you can never get off.

Snapchat is ecstacy.
Short lived and exclusively popular with young people.

TikTok is opioids.
The most addictive, and yet somehow still legal.
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Linkedin is alcohol.
Old, reliable, more professional.

Facebook is pot.
Used to be more popular with young people until they realized parents did it.

Twitter is cocaine.
It used to be more popular before the rebrand (to crack/X).
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Funny that one of his main issues with them is the masks. We almost forget that conservatives hate masks. (see: 2020)
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Law enforcement needs to do their jobs of freely terrorizing American citizens unencumbered by any accountability or repercussions for their actions.

Gosh, what don't people get about that?
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
One of the biggest takeaways is the comparison of how hard each model fell for the misinformation.

Pretty notable that Grok and Perplexity started spreading falsehoods during the control phase of the experiment. Yikes.
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This makes me glad that I started moving away from Gmail a while ago. Thanks @proton.me.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This from the guy who literally eats roadkill.
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'll take "history repeating itself" for $300, Ken.
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Completely glazes over the fact that the reasons for impeachment will be legitimate. Guess that doesn't matter anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
At this point, AI CEOs are just making crap up to see if we'll notice.
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
When are people going to stop giving them money to burn?
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is Spineless Crap

(the presidency, not the cartoon)
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Seriously, could ChatGPT come up with anything as good as any of this?
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM