🟢 Marketing Director @ Greenmellen
✏️ Freelance writer & marketing consultant
🧑 Dad, Atlanta native, trivia nerd, bibliophile
Super popular in some areas and gets super sketchy.
BlueSky is methadone.
Helps you heal your addiction, but more obscure.
MySpace is cigarettes.
Do people still do that?
Super popular in some areas and gets super sketchy.
BlueSky is methadone.
Helps you heal your addiction, but more obscure.
MySpace is cigarettes.
Do people still do that?
Very visual. Once you do it, you can never get off.
Snapchat is ecstacy.
Short lived and exclusively popular with young people.
TikTok is opioids.
The most addictive, and yet somehow still legal.
Very visual. Once you do it, you can never get off.
Snapchat is ecstacy.
Short lived and exclusively popular with young people.
TikTok is opioids.
The most addictive, and yet somehow still legal.
Old, reliable, more professional.
Facebook is pot.
Used to be more popular with young people until they realized parents did it.
Twitter is cocaine.
It used to be more popular before the rebrand (to crack/X).
Old, reliable, more professional.
Facebook is pot.
Used to be more popular with young people until they realized parents did it.
Twitter is cocaine.
It used to be more popular before the rebrand (to crack/X).
Gosh, what don't people get about that?
Gosh, what don't people get about that?
Pretty notable that Grok and Perplexity started spreading falsehoods during the control phase of the experiment. Yikes.
Pretty notable that Grok and Perplexity started spreading falsehoods during the control phase of the experiment. Yikes.
(the presidency, not the cartoon)
(the presidency, not the cartoon)