Knitwear Himbo
@jamiecullen.bsky.social
Queer fantasy novel attempter. He/him. My name is forever on young lovers-of-arts' lips. 🏳️🌈
Watching a film that misspelled the title in the credits, this is gonna be GOOD
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watching a film that misspelled the title in the credits, this is gonna be GOOD
Your cat... on socks
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Your cat... on socks
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I see a lot of people misuse various slime-related words. So, as Bluesky's foremost goo expert, I'd like to present the official classification. There is no room for debate. This is objective.
August 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I see a lot of people misuse various slime-related words. So, as Bluesky's foremost goo expert, I'd like to present the official classification. There is no room for debate. This is objective.
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While cleaning just now my bent index finger locked into place, and I had to use my other hand to pull it straight again, like a treasure hunter retrieving a coin from a skeleton's fist. Do not recommend!
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
While cleaning just now my bent index finger locked into place, and I had to use my other hand to pull it straight again, like a treasure hunter retrieving a coin from a skeleton's fist. Do not recommend!
It should be called An Animal Farm!?!
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It should be called An Animal Farm!?!
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Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
Watching Star Knight (1985). "Princess Alba is abducted by a dragon, and it's up to Klever (Harvey Keitel) to save her. But, it turns out that this dragon is an alien spacecraft"
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watching Star Knight (1985). "Princess Alba is abducted by a dragon, and it's up to Klever (Harvey Keitel) to save her. But, it turns out that this dragon is an alien spacecraft"
Spending one of my last days in London listening to cover versions of ELO performed by someone making farting noises with their armpit
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Spending one of my last days in London listening to cover versions of ELO performed by someone making farting noises with their armpit
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You’ve heard of “girl dinner.” Well this is “boy lunch” (a tray of mustards and goops eaten with spoons)
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You’ve heard of “girl dinner.” Well this is “boy lunch” (a tray of mustards and goops eaten with spoons)
Got some actual reading glasses to go with my usual computer glasses. They're definitely stronger, I now have to look over my glasses at people to see them properly. I feel so judgemental, I love it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got some actual reading glasses to go with my usual computer glasses. They're definitely stronger, I now have to look over my glasses at people to see them properly. I feel so judgemental, I love it.
After all that, confirmation that my solicitor has just exchanged contracts on my house came by an anti-climactic text message. At the very least send the goodyear blimp across the sky!!!
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
After all that, confirmation that my solicitor has just exchanged contracts on my house came by an anti-climactic text message. At the very least send the goodyear blimp across the sky!!!
Oh no I messed up my timings and the pub doesn't open for 10 minutes and I'm having to hang around a bus stop while I wait! Yes, a bus stop!!!
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Oh no I messed up my timings and the pub doesn't open for 10 minutes and I'm having to hang around a bus stop while I wait! Yes, a bus stop!!!
Watching Convoy from 1978. I like trucks. Big trucks.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Watching Convoy from 1978. I like trucks. Big trucks.
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Said this before but I like how Gordon Brown's Major Interventions are all "we must improve child literacy" and Blair's are more "we must harvest the sperm for the new Super-race"
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
www.independent.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Said this before but I like how Gordon Brown's Major Interventions are all "we must improve child literacy" and Blair's are more "we must harvest the sperm for the new Super-race"
Just found a highly rated beer on untappd and murmured to myself "yes, I want you in me" and now i know how bottoms feel
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just found a highly rated beer on untappd and murmured to myself "yes, I want you in me" and now i know how bottoms feel
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"WELL TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK"
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"WELL TELL HIM TO PUT IT BACK"
Favourite part of buying and preparing to move house is making approximately 694 phone calls, which I love to do very much
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Favourite part of buying and preparing to move house is making approximately 694 phone calls, which I love to do very much
On-brandedly booked a ticket to see The Fit Prince at the King's Head. Happy Christmas to me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
On-brandedly booked a ticket to see The Fit Prince at the King's Head. Happy Christmas to me.
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HERE WE GO!
Rudolph reindeer Christmas drone show at Ardingly labelled 'disaster' and 'shambles'
www.itv.com/news/meridia...
Rudolph reindeer Christmas drone show at Ardingly labelled 'disaster' and 'shambles'
www.itv.com/news/meridia...
www.itv.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
HERE WE GO!
Rudolph reindeer Christmas drone show at Ardingly labelled 'disaster' and 'shambles'
www.itv.com/news/meridia...
Rudolph reindeer Christmas drone show at Ardingly labelled 'disaster' and 'shambles'
www.itv.com/news/meridia...
Ooh, the randomiser pulled out Puppetmaster for me. Happy Halloween slags.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ooh, the randomiser pulled out Puppetmaster for me. Happy Halloween slags.
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
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I wanted to find out when the deformation "dagnabbit" was coined and wound up finding out that "bear" is the same kind of word, used because you're too scared to invoke the actual thing
The Long Linguistic Journey to 'Dagnabbit'
This piece of pseudo-profanity is what's known as a taboo deformation—a word we say when we don't want to say the word.
www.atlasobscura.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wanted to find out when the deformation "dagnabbit" was coined and wound up finding out that "bear" is the same kind of word, used because you're too scared to invoke the actual thing
Just watched the last episode of Merlin and damn, I do like a good overwrought emotional ending to a show. Except the lorry at the end, i didn't need a lorry.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just watched the last episode of Merlin and damn, I do like a good overwrought emotional ending to a show. Except the lorry at the end, i didn't need a lorry.
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