James Wooten
@jameswooten.bsky.social
Born in Chicago, raised in Toronto, 40-year resident of Ottawa. I voted for Harris in '24, Biden in '20, HRC in '16 and Libs in '15, ‘19, ‘21 and ‘25. I mute idiots/trolls.
“In a moment, Mr. President, I’m just stretching to answer the telephone … oops! Eighteen minutes erased! My bad!”
December 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“In a moment, Mr. President, I’m just stretching to answer the telephone … oops! Eighteen minutes erased! My bad!”
Anyone who has looked at a MoCA test knows that Trump must be suffering from a serious degenerative neurological disease if he’s taken it three times.
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Anyone who has looked at a MoCA test knows that Trump must be suffering from a serious degenerative neurological disease if he’s taken it three times.
As if anyone is going to provide them with their Threads, BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, etc. accounts.
Besides being Soviet Union-style intrusion, it’s unworkable. Are they going to use AI to determine that I said “Trump’s a fucking moron” on Dec. 10, 2025? Do I fucking care?🤔
Besides being Soviet Union-style intrusion, it’s unworkable. Are they going to use AI to determine that I said “Trump’s a fucking moron” on Dec. 10, 2025? Do I fucking care?🤔
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
As if anyone is going to provide them with their Threads, BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, etc. accounts.
Besides being Soviet Union-style intrusion, it’s unworkable. Are they going to use AI to determine that I said “Trump’s a fucking moron” on Dec. 10, 2025? Do I fucking care?🤔
Besides being Soviet Union-style intrusion, it’s unworkable. Are they going to use AI to determine that I said “Trump’s a fucking moron” on Dec. 10, 2025? Do I fucking care?🤔
Totes normal to take a cognitive test in front of a roomful of doctors.
If they’re trying to decide what type of degenerative neurological disease you’re suffering from.
If they’re trying to decide what type of degenerative neurological disease you’re suffering from.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Totes normal to take a cognitive test in front of a roomful of doctors.
If they’re trying to decide what type of degenerative neurological disease you’re suffering from.
If they’re trying to decide what type of degenerative neurological disease you’re suffering from.
Trump is quite literally weeks away from falling to the floor, foaming at the mouth and chewing the fringe of the rug in the Oval Office.
(This is a reference to Hitler, who was reputed to have done this very thing. One of his generals called him “the rug biter”.)
(This is a reference to Hitler, who was reputed to have done this very thing. One of his generals called him “the rug biter”.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Trump is quite literally weeks away from falling to the floor, foaming at the mouth and chewing the fringe of the rug in the Oval Office.
(This is a reference to Hitler, who was reputed to have done this very thing. One of his generals called him “the rug biter”.)
(This is a reference to Hitler, who was reputed to have done this very thing. One of his generals called him “the rug biter”.)
The (inappropriate) joke makes itself. 😖
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The (inappropriate) joke makes itself. 😖
Yeah, because Trump is always *so* concerned about other people. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yeah, because Trump is always *so* concerned about other people. 🙄
This is how I imagine it all went down.
a cartoon character is sitting at a desk and saying `` you can 't fire me , i quit ! '' .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a desk and saying `` you can 't fire me , i quit ! '' .
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December 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
This is how I imagine it all went down.
He’s MAGA. Why is no one surprised at this? 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He’s MAGA. Why is no one surprised at this? 🤔
Many states have recall procedures for elected political offices. Why not have one for the presidency? This guy is just not working out.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Many states have recall procedures for elected political offices. Why not have one for the presidency? This guy is just not working out.
This is a SCOTUS drunk on its own power. I wonder if the conservative justices wake up in the morning and ask themselves “how will I impose my will on America again today”?🧐
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is a SCOTUS drunk on its own power. I wonder if the conservative justices wake up in the morning and ask themselves “how will I impose my will on America again today”?🧐