James Wooten
@jameswooten.bsky.social
Born in Chicago, raised in Toronto, 40-year resident of Ottawa. I voted for Harris in '24, Biden in '20, HRC in '16 and Libs in '15, ‘19, ‘21 and ‘25. I mute idiots/trolls.
Stopped traffic in Hofu City, Yamaguchi Prefecture, Japan. What do you notice? That motorists leave proper spacing between them and the car ahead of them, perhaps?
Japan is an eminently civilized society.
Japan is an eminently civilized society.
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stopped traffic in Hofu City, Yamaguchi Prefecture, Japan. What do you notice? That motorists leave proper spacing between them and the car ahead of them, perhaps?
Japan is an eminently civilized society.
Japan is an eminently civilized society.
Found the perfect beverage for Trump in the Meitetsu department store in Nagoya, Japan.
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Found the perfect beverage for Trump in the Meitetsu department store in Nagoya, Japan.
Toyota City Museum of Art. The building is a masterpiece of architecture.
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Toyota City Museum of Art. The building is a masterpiece of architecture.
Nagoya in pre-dawn darkness, December 2, 2025.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nagoya in pre-dawn darkness, December 2, 2025.
Time for new work boots.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Time for new work boots.
This #BadgerDaylighting truck uses the Maitland EXIT LANE to merge into traffic.
Maybe the driver never drove in #Ottawa before. Or maybe he’s an ijit using an EXIT LANE to get ahead of traffic.
He holds up drivers who WANT TO EXIT AT MAITLAND.
Video taken hands-free with Ray-Ban AI glasses.
Maybe the driver never drove in #Ottawa before. Or maybe he’s an ijit using an EXIT LANE to get ahead of traffic.
He holds up drivers who WANT TO EXIT AT MAITLAND.
Video taken hands-free with Ray-Ban AI glasses.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This #BadgerDaylighting truck uses the Maitland EXIT LANE to merge into traffic.
Maybe the driver never drove in #Ottawa before. Or maybe he’s an ijit using an EXIT LANE to get ahead of traffic.
He holds up drivers who WANT TO EXIT AT MAITLAND.
Video taken hands-free with Ray-Ban AI glasses.
Maybe the driver never drove in #Ottawa before. Or maybe he’s an ijit using an EXIT LANE to get ahead of traffic.
He holds up drivers who WANT TO EXIT AT MAITLAND.
Video taken hands-free with Ray-Ban AI glasses.
This photo was my banner photo when I was on Twitter.
I still find it appropriate.
I still find it appropriate.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This photo was my banner photo when I was on Twitter.
I still find it appropriate.
I still find it appropriate.
“What's today?" cried Pierre, calling down to a reporter.
"Today?" replied the reporter. "Why, Budget Day."
"Budget Day!" said Pierre to himself. "I haven't missed it. The Carneys have done it all in one night!”
“Tell the NDP to vote against; I shall give them cabinet positions,” he replied.
"Today?" replied the reporter. "Why, Budget Day."
"Budget Day!" said Pierre to himself. "I haven't missed it. The Carneys have done it all in one night!”
“Tell the NDP to vote against; I shall give them cabinet positions,” he replied.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“What's today?" cried Pierre, calling down to a reporter.
"Today?" replied the reporter. "Why, Budget Day."
"Budget Day!" said Pierre to himself. "I haven't missed it. The Carneys have done it all in one night!”
“Tell the NDP to vote against; I shall give them cabinet positions,” he replied.
"Today?" replied the reporter. "Why, Budget Day."
"Budget Day!" said Pierre to himself. "I haven't missed it. The Carneys have done it all in one night!”
“Tell the NDP to vote against; I shall give them cabinet positions,” he replied.
Left: Stephen Miller now.
Right: Stephen Miller in four years.
Right: Stephen Miller in four years.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Left: Stephen Miller now.
Right: Stephen Miller in four years.
Right: Stephen Miller in four years.
But … it’s a vacant lot. Where people died during Hurricane Ian.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
But … it’s a vacant lot. Where people died during Hurricane Ian.
Damn, not sure I can turn down a deal like this. 🧐
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Damn, not sure I can turn down a deal like this. 🧐
We’re in “The Shining” “Heeere’s Johnny” stage of the Trump presidency.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We’re in “The Shining” “Heeere’s Johnny” stage of the Trump presidency.
Inflation waa declining after the massive disruption of the pandemic. “The Economist” magazine called the U.S. economy “the envy of the world”.
The couch fucker is full of shit.
The couch fucker is full of shit.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Inflation waa declining after the massive disruption of the pandemic. “The Economist” magazine called the U.S. economy “the envy of the world”.
The couch fucker is full of shit.
The couch fucker is full of shit.
Perhaps everyone should just post this photo every single day of Trump’s remaining life.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Perhaps everyone should just post this photo every single day of Trump’s remaining life.
Forgot the price.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Forgot the price.
I’m still getting real estate updates from Fort Myers Beach.
This illustrates the devastation. As well as the insane prices being demanded.
This illustrates the devastation. As well as the insane prices being demanded.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m still getting real estate updates from Fort Myers Beach.
This illustrates the devastation. As well as the insane prices being demanded.
This illustrates the devastation. As well as the insane prices being demanded.
Theo Fleury is one fucked-up dude. 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Theo Fleury is one fucked-up dude. 🙄
This house listed for sale at $1M in July 2023.
Now $700k.
Unscientific observation: I subscribe to new real estate listings for the FMB area, although I would never buy any property there now in the Age of Trump™️. Noticed I get very few notices of new listings compared to previous years.
Now $700k.
Unscientific observation: I subscribe to new real estate listings for the FMB area, although I would never buy any property there now in the Age of Trump™️. Noticed I get very few notices of new listings compared to previous years.
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This house listed for sale at $1M in July 2023.
Now $700k.
Unscientific observation: I subscribe to new real estate listings for the FMB area, although I would never buy any property there now in the Age of Trump™️. Noticed I get very few notices of new listings compared to previous years.
Now $700k.
Unscientific observation: I subscribe to new real estate listings for the FMB area, although I would never buy any property there now in the Age of Trump™️. Noticed I get very few notices of new listings compared to previous years.
He was trying to pretend that nothing was happening. But he knew something was happening.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He was trying to pretend that nothing was happening. But he knew something was happening.
It would be in-deli-cate to quit now, while the sub-posting is still hot and fresh. The prosecutors can still be ribbed. 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It would be in-deli-cate to quit now, while the sub-posting is still hot and fresh. The prosecutors can still be ribbed. 🧐
City of Ottawa announcement:
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
City of Ottawa announcement:
Speaker Johnson just said the Speaker Emerita Peolosi is retiring because she’s “too moderate for the neo-Marxists in the Democratic Party”.
The only “Marxists” in Congress are Johnson (Groucho), Jordan (Chico), Cruz (Harpo), Hawley (Gummo) and Graham (Zeppo).
The only “Marxists” in Congress are Johnson (Groucho), Jordan (Chico), Cruz (Harpo), Hawley (Gummo) and Graham (Zeppo).
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Speaker Johnson just said the Speaker Emerita Peolosi is retiring because she’s “too moderate for the neo-Marxists in the Democratic Party”.
The only “Marxists” in Congress are Johnson (Groucho), Jordan (Chico), Cruz (Harpo), Hawley (Gummo) and Graham (Zeppo).
The only “Marxists” in Congress are Johnson (Groucho), Jordan (Chico), Cruz (Harpo), Hawley (Gummo) and Graham (Zeppo).