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Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.

(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
Hi. I request space on floor of either your home or PaulieP’s for MMJ, PUHLEEEEEZE.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Same to you and yours! 🩶
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I think what you accomplished is incredibly admirable. You did a hard thing that you didn’t really want to do, but did anyway. That’s pretty rad shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For a Small, he has a very Tall voice. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That is exactly why I refused to book the appointment until I actually see the facility. The RN that called said that this is something she sees bariatric patients doing all the time, so I am hoping it is clean. I need some relief.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you could have heard the yelp of joy that came out of my husband...actually, could you hear him? it was loud.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I really wish you’d stop saying that every time you get naked.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Let’s just pretend we’ve never met and go on about our lives.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You know what would make your whole weekend and is a great nightcap to Beatles shit?

That’s right. It’s Kroll Show.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
wow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m aware of that, smartass.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
(it actually would. I'm from Chicago and I don't know Beverly, either)
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That said, I am a great shot. Or, I was. I have glasses and 25 years on me. I've actually competed in a shooting competition before!
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Because the cops have been using the shooting range behind my house all day.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
calm down GRAMPA
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
can confirm
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
that old chestnut
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM