Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.
(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.
(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
I'm thankful for my boys, my girls, my little family that I have made for myself, my Subaru, Taylor Swift, and Dr. Pepper and that is IT
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm thankful for my boys, my girls, my little family that I have made for myself, my Subaru, Taylor Swift, and Dr. Pepper and that is IT
any of y'all ever done one of those IV drip bar things? good experience? bad? tell me stuff I need to know.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
any of y'all ever done one of those IV drip bar things? good experience? bad? tell me stuff I need to know.
And this is even before dinner tomorrow. Am I getting primed?
Stay tuned to find out.
Stay tuned to find out.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And this is even before dinner tomorrow. Am I getting primed?
Stay tuned to find out.
Stay tuned to find out.
I’ve always liked snakes. I saw my first garter snake when I was 7 and have never been afraid. I’ll play with snakes like crazy, but they aren’t allowed in my house. Gotta draw a line somewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’ve always liked snakes. I saw my first garter snake when I was 7 and have never been afraid. I’ll play with snakes like crazy, but they aren’t allowed in my house. Gotta draw a line somewhere.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why did I get the same horoscope two days in a row? Like, the exact same.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why did I get the same horoscope two days in a row? Like, the exact same.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Zamboni died.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Zamboni died.
feel like this is an evergreen statement, but even greener this week:
THERE ARE TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN
THERE ARE TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
feel like this is an evergreen statement, but even greener this week:
THERE ARE TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN
THERE ARE TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN
i find myself becoming more misanthropic by the day and i really hate it
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i find myself becoming more misanthropic by the day and i really hate it
What A Day That Was just threw me into a weird flashback. Thanks David Byrne and Thanksgivingtime.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What A Day That Was just threw me into a weird flashback. Thanks David Byrne and Thanksgivingtime.
it is just my luck that ten years after surgery, glp-1's and Chi-Chi's mexican restaurants (A CELEBRATION OF FOOD) are a thing that exist in the world
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it is just my luck that ten years after surgery, glp-1's and Chi-Chi's mexican restaurants (A CELEBRATION OF FOOD) are a thing that exist in the world
A housewives reunion in which someone walks off is like a touchdown and two point conversion in the Super Bowl for your favorite team. It’s the best.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A housewives reunion in which someone walks off is like a touchdown and two point conversion in the Super Bowl for your favorite team. It’s the best.
I had such a beautiful mitzvah done for me today, randomly and unexpectedly. It brought me to tears.
Do something nice for someone else tomorrow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Just do it. Please.
Do something nice for someone else tomorrow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Just do it. Please.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I had such a beautiful mitzvah done for me today, randomly and unexpectedly. It brought me to tears.
Do something nice for someone else tomorrow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Just do it. Please.
Do something nice for someone else tomorrow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Just do it. Please.
Portnoy in BYU gear is why we can’t have nice things.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Portnoy in BYU gear is why we can’t have nice things.
Had a dream last night that I had a meatshake for dessert but the meatshake was made of @skuddd.bsky.social.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Had a dream last night that I had a meatshake for dessert but the meatshake was made of @skuddd.bsky.social.
I had a dream last night that Billy Corgan had to make a statement that he is completely broke. What do you think that means, dream readers?
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I had a dream last night that Billy Corgan had to make a statement that he is completely broke. What do you think that means, dream readers?
shit my mother says
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
shit my mother says
see you on 12/2, Ronnie
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
see you on 12/2, Ronnie
very very very very very good advice
Remember to win every argument with your family this holiday season by saying "Sorry if you dont"
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
very very very very very good advice
not feeling very well and kinda scared need t&p’s please
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
not feeling very well and kinda scared need t&p’s please
This is how I try to live my life. Oh, and shidding in a wedding dress in the middle of the street. But more about the being there for others.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is how I try to live my life. Oh, and shidding in a wedding dress in the middle of the street. But more about the being there for others.
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Mylanta might have saved my life tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mylanta might have saved my life tonight.