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Father Figure
@jambandswiftie.swifties.social
You want a fight?
You found it.
I got the place surrounded.
You'll be sleeping with the fishes
before you know you're drowning.

(And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.)
Grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And this is even before dinner tomorrow. Am I getting primed?
Stay tuned to find out.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
separated at birth
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
shit my mother says
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And not for nothin, re: shoplifting
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
see you on 12/2, Ronnie
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HBD Joey from The Silvers!
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Love 2 hang out on overlooks wit u
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuuuuUUUUUuuuuure ya did, with your scamming ass self
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fun With Spam
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
explain yourself to this community right fucking now
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
But why
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you need me or @melissaauggiewest.bsky.social today, we will be over here spoofing Taylor Swift lyrics.
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Living a Taylor Swift-coded life. One hockey game at a time.
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Holy shit. I just remembered. AirPods. Fuck yeah.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM