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No.
Just watched the X-Files episode about the Chernobyl Shit-Monster (S02E02), followed by the ‘How to with John Wilson’ episode about birdwatching and genital mutilation (S03E05)… and I’m questioning my choices on the eve of my 40th birthday
January 21, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Heads up to gov employees:
Anonymity on Reddit is compromised.
With nothing more than a mere please & thank you from DHS, Reddit turned over user data on a yet unknown number of accounts.
That data is being used punitively at this time.
Please be aware & make your necessary choices.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Trump is a pedophile and a murderer

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Where are the ‘don’t tread on me’ people?”

Indeed. Fucking indeed.
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
September 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
September 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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If He Should Die Before I Wake, I Pray The News Will Not Be Fake
September 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
June 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Keep it up folks and remember - they won’t always be asking permission
NEW: The Los Angeles Dodgers say they have denied entry to ICE agents who arrived at the stadium and "requested permission to access the parking lots."
June 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And the news is saying Joss was killed in an “argument”.

The neighbor burnt down his house, killed his dog, and then shot him to death.
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
June 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
theonion.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Boob Goldberg Machine
April 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
April 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Been waiting to watch this movie for about a year and all these people get to watch it at festivals and screeners and whatnot
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“Tangerine Tariff Turkey”
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM