JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
@jagsaysstupid.bsky.social
Former JAG.
I do not suffer fools lightly. It’s a feature, not a bug.
I can tell you the truth, but I can’t make you understand it.
I do not suffer fools lightly. It’s a feature, not a bug.
I can tell you the truth, but I can’t make you understand it.
Pinned
My life:
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
John Cusack, Say Anything
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
John Cusack, Say Anything
I’m sure we are all shocked.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m sure we are all shocked.
Government response to contempt inquiry:
1. Fuck you, we’d do it again
2. It was all your fault, you putz
3. Kristi Noem made the decision to keep flying.
1. Fuck you, we’d do it again
2. It was all your fault, you putz
3. Kristi Noem made the decision to keep flying.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Government response to contempt inquiry:
1. Fuck you, we’d do it again
2. It was all your fault, you putz
3. Kristi Noem made the decision to keep flying.
1. Fuck you, we’d do it again
2. It was all your fault, you putz
3. Kristi Noem made the decision to keep flying.
Is Pete Hegseth wants to improve grooming standards, how about he starts by eliminating hair grease?
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is Pete Hegseth wants to improve grooming standards, how about he starts by eliminating hair grease?
Melania Trump welcomed the Christmas Tree yesterday. In a white wrap of the finest puppy, she circled the wagon until her incantation to the Old Gods was complete. 113 crows burst from the tree, which smoldered, then erupted in flames as the birds lit on the First Lady’s shoulders.
“Classy.” Fox.
“Classy.” Fox.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Melania Trump welcomed the Christmas Tree yesterday. In a white wrap of the finest puppy, she circled the wagon until her incantation to the Old Gods was complete. 113 crows burst from the tree, which smoldered, then erupted in flames as the birds lit on the First Lady’s shoulders.
“Classy.” Fox.
“Classy.” Fox.
Academics: our daughter did a research project and presented it at a workshop. Now, the person who runs the workshop series is using all her materials to do other presentations with an “additional assistance by” fn for daughter.
Her advisor says tell Urban Soils Institute to get proper credit. ??
Her advisor says tell Urban Soils Institute to get proper credit. ??
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Academics: our daughter did a research project and presented it at a workshop. Now, the person who runs the workshop series is using all her materials to do other presentations with an “additional assistance by” fn for daughter.
Her advisor says tell Urban Soils Institute to get proper credit. ??
Her advisor says tell Urban Soils Institute to get proper credit. ??
Dinosaur Jr - Feel the Pain - Letterman 1994
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November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, DOJ. It tolls for thee.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, DOJ. It tolls for thee.
Got damn sounds like the perfect American “international armed conflict.”
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Got damn sounds like the perfect American “international armed conflict.”
Just a reminder that if you get an email from Barnes & Noble about buying signed first editions, I guarantee you there’s a local bookstore that has more.
@squarebooks.bsky.social for example.
@squarebooks.bsky.social for example.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just a reminder that if you get an email from Barnes & Noble about buying signed first editions, I guarantee you there’s a local bookstore that has more.
@squarebooks.bsky.social for example.
@squarebooks.bsky.social for example.
Dear Hive Mind: In the original tv series, wasn’t there a mention that Paul Drake had played for the Rams?
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear Hive Mind: In the original tv series, wasn’t there a mention that Paul Drake had played for the Rams?
This is embarrassing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is embarrassing.
It is 10:30 PM on the East Coast. There is no fucking Way Big Ten football should be on right now.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It is 10:30 PM on the East Coast. There is no fucking Way Big Ten football should be on right now.
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
I just saw a reel of a comedian, pretending to be a pilgrim walking around the new world. “oh, this is nice. I just didn’t realize the whole thing would be outside.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I just saw a reel of a comedian, pretending to be a pilgrim walking around the new world. “oh, this is nice. I just didn’t realize the whole thing would be outside.”
SNL Writer’s room as they watch Trump and Mamdani together: “motherfucker—now we have to redo the cold open.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
SNL Writer’s room as they watch Trump and Mamdani together: “motherfucker—now we have to redo the cold open.”
Her video is 17 minutes to find out she’s resigning on January 5.
Marjorie Taylor Greene just announced she's leaving Congress
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Her video is 17 minutes to find out she’s resigning on January 5.
Walmart, is you ok?
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Walmart, is you ok?
No, I have questions.
this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No, I have questions.
107 minutes into a meeting with the data analytics team, one of them highlights a cell in a spreadsheet and says, “This is interesting.”
Reader, it was not.
Reader, it was not.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
107 minutes into a meeting with the data analytics team, one of them highlights a cell in a spreadsheet and says, “This is interesting.”
Reader, it was not.
Reader, it was not.
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
Profiles in courage
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Profiles in courage
High-ranking officials assured us repeatedly and in a rather condescending tone that the tariffs would not increase prices.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
High-ranking officials assured us repeatedly and in a rather condescending tone that the tariffs would not increase prices.
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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