Jagger
jagolantern.bsky.social
Jagger
@jagolantern.bsky.social
Pumpkin headed idiot. Your favorite NPC.
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They should split Zaslav in two while they’re at it
Warner Bros Discovery will separate into two companies by mid-2026

One is called Warner Bros:

Includes HBO, Max, Warner Bros. TV and films, DC Studios, and gaming

The other is Discovery Global:

Includes CNN, Discovery, TNT Sports, and Discovery+
July 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Do you still follow someone because you’re angry at them and want to track the things they do?

I invite you to start your summer by unfollowing them so you don’t devote energy to something that makes you sad
May 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Sephora needs a play area that all the husbands/boyfriends can be left at so they won’t get in trouble.

Then maybe if your wife says it’s ok and my wife says it’s ok we can have a play date
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
March 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others
February 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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A very awooga, oggity oggity, and sincere humina humina to all the Valentines out there
a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM