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Art School Gym Teacher
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Brown and Black communities have been subjected to this terror and trauma on a daily basis.

If ICE/CBP’s strategy this week has been to radicalize more white people against them, they’ve done an amazing job.
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the palpable hatred for ICE in every corner of the city is visible with very rudimentary graffiti and tags on every other block in chicago - it’s quite a thing of beauty to be this unified.
I don’t want to vote for corporate suits AND people who wait for public pushback to cover up their 20 year old Nazi tattoo

I contain multitudes
Anyway we can volunteer our mechanic skills? I’m not riding these days, but can absolutely keep some of these rigs rolling
Been building houses in the Sims 2 to maintain my sanity in these trying times
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its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
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“This is the best day ever!”

“Mr.Novaks the best!”

2nd grade reviews on my lesson plan of “clean the gym and whipe down the bowling pins”

Children are fucking weirdos
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If you’re going to be remaking Halo you better be making Master Chief and the Arbiter tongue kiss sloppy style
Listening to the punk music my dad raised me on to keep from going crazy
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They just gassed Wrigleyville. Yes, Wrigleyville
Ald. Timmy Knudsen reports immigration activity throughout his ward, which is a lot of Lincoln Park, one of wealthiest neighborhoods in city and home to DePaul University
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ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.
Still waiting for you to go to Broadview
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Larry Bushart Jr. posted trolling memes on a Facebook thread about a vigil for Kirk. He’s been in a Tennessee jail ever since. interc.pt/4njg2T8
Me: “I don’t know why you guys are being so crazy today, but this is not the 1st grade class I’m used to..”

Oldest substitute teacher on the face of the planet: “I’m here to pick up 1st grade”
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2023: Gov. Bill Lee signs record tax break for corporations

2024: Lee signs new record tax giveaway for corporations ($2B most of which went out of state)

2025, Jan: Lee signs $1.1B voucher handout to private school parents

2025, Oct: Lee says state can’t afford to feed kids
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
2nd grader 1: Your jackets so cool!

Me: Oh, thanks

2nd grader 2: Where’d you get that jacket? It’s awesome

Me: I don’t know, I think my wife got it for me

Keep in mind I was wearing a black hoodie
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(discourse would also be better if people could separate their obvious anxieties about their own masculinity from their political decision making but that’s a separate conversation)
3rd grader: They found a lobster in Ohio that had Covid 19!

Me: ok
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