Carolyn Page
@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
More like Fuck Schumer amiright
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
More like Fuck Schumer amiright
Spotted in the LA Philharmonic program: R. Alex Murray & the @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social crew!
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Spotted in the LA Philharmonic program: R. Alex Murray & the @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social crew!
Sondheim is the podcast of musical theatre
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Sondheim is the podcast of musical theatre
JAMIE!!! You owe me some champers and a trip to the optometrist
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
JAMIE!!! You owe me some champers and a trip to the optometrist
How could you Jamie???
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How could you Jamie???
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
be, be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
be, be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
be, be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
be, be pug-ressive 🇺🇸
If you’ve never seen your own butthole that NEEDS to change
🚨 A new episode of Dirty Laundry is out now on Dropout!
Featuring host @lilydu.bsky.social, bartender Grant O’Brien, and Dropout regulars: Alexis Rhiannon, Raphael Chestang, @chrisgrace.com, and @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social!
Featuring host @lilydu.bsky.social, bartender Grant O’Brien, and Dropout regulars: Alexis Rhiannon, Raphael Chestang, @chrisgrace.com, and @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social!
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you’ve never seen your own butthole that NEEDS to change
After you’re done voting you can treat yourself to some deliciously hot gossip!!!
🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.
Join host @lilydu.bsky.social and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from Dropout icons:
🥂 Alexis Rhiannon
🍸 Raphael Chestang
🍹 @chrisgrace.com
🥃 @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
Join host @lilydu.bsky.social and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from Dropout icons:
🥂 Alexis Rhiannon
🍸 Raphael Chestang
🍹 @chrisgrace.com
🥃 @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
After you’re done voting you can treat yourself to some deliciously hot gossip!!!
Happy voting today!
a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a patriotic outfit stands on a stage
ALT: a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a patriotic outfit stands on a stage
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November 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happy voting today!
Good luck to all the NYC Marathoners this year! Running that much sounds like a hellish punishment to me but I am happy that you have something you like.
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good luck to all the NYC Marathoners this year! Running that much sounds like a hellish punishment to me but I am happy that you have something you like.
Congrats to the Dodgers and fireworks manufacturers.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Congrats to the Dodgers and fireworks manufacturers.
Didn’t realize how much old treats I had lying around until tonight. Hope you kids like individually wrapped guava hard candies and Swiss tootsie roll analogs.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Didn’t realize how much old treats I had lying around until tonight. Hope you kids like individually wrapped guava hard candies and Swiss tootsie roll analogs.
Feels like a jab considering i just got back to my desk after a mid-workday therapy session.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Feels like a jab considering i just got back to my desk after a mid-workday therapy session.
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Furthermore, ABUGHAZALEH proceeded beyond the edge of a cliff, whereupon she stood in midair above a sheer dropoff, causing AGENT A, believing he could follow her into the void, to likewise step off the cliff, at which time he briefly also stood without support before plummeting to the bottom.
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Furthermore, ABUGHAZALEH proceeded beyond the edge of a cliff, whereupon she stood in midair above a sheer dropoff, causing AGENT A, believing he could follow her into the void, to likewise step off the cliff, at which time he briefly also stood without support before plummeting to the bottom.
My slack just opened in light mode in a new browser and I almost Died
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My slack just opened in light mode in a new browser and I almost Died
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Between the NBA scandal and the Louvre heist, we’re having a VERY cinematic Fall.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Between the NBA scandal and the Louvre heist, we’re having a VERY cinematic Fall.
So many water glasses by my bed that they’re starting to unionize
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
So many water glasses by my bed that they’re starting to unionize
You can inject Nobody Wants This STRAIGHT into my veins
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You can inject Nobody Wants This STRAIGHT into my veins
No daylight savings this year. If we all band together and decide no then we can just keep living the way we want. WHO’S WITH ME??!!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No daylight savings this year. If we all band together and decide no then we can just keep living the way we want. WHO’S WITH ME??!!!
Oh you play CEDH? The most serious games MY playgroup has is when we declare “no takesies backsies”
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh you play CEDH? The most serious games MY playgroup has is when we declare “no takesies backsies”
Sexy Unguent Pronunciation
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sexy Unguent Pronunciation
Me 125 turns ago deciding I’m gonna try for a cultural victory in Civ VII
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me 125 turns ago deciding I’m gonna try for a cultural victory in Civ VII
Let’s normalize giving another jogger a hi-five as you pass. Bc I just tried it and I think I almost gave some poor guy a heart attack.
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let’s normalize giving another jogger a hi-five as you pass. Bc I just tried it and I think I almost gave some poor guy a heart attack.