Carolyn Page
@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
Said it before, I’ll say it again: Nobody Wants This is extremely my shit. More fluffy rom coms about aspirationally very upper of upper middle class shows please.
a man with a beard says " it 's good "
ALT: a man with a beard says " it 's good "
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Said it before, I’ll say it again: Nobody Wants This is extremely my shit. More fluffy rom coms about aspirationally very upper of upper middle class shows please.
“I really love this meme format”
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“I really love this meme format”
TIL: the same guy that invented the Mall Santa also invented pistachio ice cream
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
TIL: the same guy that invented the Mall Santa also invented pistachio ice cream
I went to the Thanksgiving Day parade once and it was fucking freezing and miserable. TV rules.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I went to the Thanksgiving Day parade once and it was fucking freezing and miserable. TV rules.
“The wind broke up the grey clouds, and a wandering moon appeared above the hills between the flying rags.” - The Hobbit. Tolkien really is the goat
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“The wind broke up the grey clouds, and a wandering moon appeared above the hills between the flying rags.” - The Hobbit. Tolkien really is the goat
Happy “Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord - Warsails” release to all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Happy “Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord - Warsails” release to all who celebrate
Fun convo starter/time filler for your holiday
ismy.blue
ismy.blue
Is my blue your blue?
Test your color perception with this interactive test.
ismy.blue
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Fun convo starter/time filler for your holiday
ismy.blue
ismy.blue
As the traditional political parties crumble, I propose a radical new position: From now on, I will vote for whoever texts me the least.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
As the traditional political parties crumble, I propose a radical new position: From now on, I will vote for whoever texts me the least.
Reposted by Carolyn Page
Reposted by Carolyn Page
It’s always a great time to listen to Bitcherton :)
YouTube's algorithm is really pushing the @bitcherton.bsky.social animation rn and I'm so pleased. The show is hilarious and I'm really proud of the animation ♥️
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youtu.be/mX03meMip-w
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s always a great time to listen to Bitcherton :)
And the Academy Award goes to… Cynthia Erivo’s chunky knit grey sweater during the ballad in Wicked: For Good!
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And the Academy Award goes to… Cynthia Erivo’s chunky knit grey sweater during the ballad in Wicked: For Good!
The WiFi at my parents’ house making sure I keep hustling so I never have to move back in jfc. If this skeet even uploads it will be a miracle.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The WiFi at my parents’ house making sure I keep hustling so I never have to move back in jfc. If this skeet even uploads it will be a miracle.
Happy thanksgiving to u/f1exican and no one else
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Happy thanksgiving to u/f1exican and no one else
LETS. FUCKING. GO.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
LETS. FUCKING. GO.
Have to take out a heloc loan cuz I just bought a sandwich at the airport
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Have to take out a heloc loan cuz I just bought a sandwich at the airport
Armenian food is a goated cuisine. Just s-tier stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Armenian food is a goated cuisine. Just s-tier stuff.
Reposted by Carolyn Page
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
LOVE TO SEE @erikaishii.bsky.social NOMMED FOR BEST PERFORMANCE!!! Eeeee!!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LOVE TO SEE @erikaishii.bsky.social NOMMED FOR BEST PERFORMANCE!!! Eeeee!!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!
🚨EARNEST POST ALERT🚨
I got two out of the blue “hey, love you” messages from friends this am and it absolutely made my day. Reach out! Strengthen those bonds!
I got two out of the blue “hey, love you” messages from friends this am and it absolutely made my day. Reach out! Strengthen those bonds!
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
🚨EARNEST POST ALERT🚨
I got two out of the blue “hey, love you” messages from friends this am and it absolutely made my day. Reach out! Strengthen those bonds!
I got two out of the blue “hey, love you” messages from friends this am and it absolutely made my day. Reach out! Strengthen those bonds!
Reposted by Carolyn Page
But doctor, I AM Doctor Pagliacci and I can’t operate on this clown, because he is my son!
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
But doctor, I AM Doctor Pagliacci and I can’t operate on this clown, because he is my son!
Nothing says “the holidays have arrived” like walking in on your Sister in Law (who works at MIT) screaming at her mom (who loves Tucker Carlson) screaming “THATS NOT HOW VACCINES WORK” ☃️🎁🎄
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nothing says “the holidays have arrived” like walking in on your Sister in Law (who works at MIT) screaming at her mom (who loves Tucker Carlson) screaming “THATS NOT HOW VACCINES WORK” ☃️🎁🎄
Reposted by Carolyn Page
Lily CLOCKED Raph... 😂
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lily CLOCKED Raph... 😂