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Carolyn Page

@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social

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🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮 🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨 🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 1h

Sleep when the baby sleeps. Poop when the baby poops. Scream when the baby screams. Throw up on yourself when the baby throws up on itself.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 19h

First

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 22h

Water?? I hardly know ‘er!

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 1d

D’Angelo got so many people laid, his legacy must have an actual sizable impact on the population of earth. Rest in peace you sexy king.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 1d

Not to sound fucking BaSiC but my love language is being excited to go to Home Goods with you

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 1d

I live laugh love living in LA bc anyone I talk to tomorrow is gonna get a big, hearty, “the plants seem happy, we really needed this rain.”

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit I did not know this

Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 2d

Excellent point

Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

I literally can’t imagine anyone needing to hear this but: if you’ve ever thought “what kind of bird could be making that weird song?” It’s probably a frog.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit I’m just watching this season and this is the juicy details I need! This fucking guy lolol. Bruh, this essay is not doing what u intended.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

GHOST OF YOTEI SO GOOD. I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. @erikaishii.bsky.social goated. NO HUD IS THE WAY THE TRUTH THE LIGHT.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

Booting up my most anticipated game of the year. Bout to put the Yo in yolo.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

Truly the greatest gift is thinking it’s Sunday, then remembering it’s Saturday

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

They bounced. It was an onomatopoeia of the word jumble basically. It ruled

Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 3d

Just watched a man knock over a ton of buzzballs at the grocery store, what a truly joyful thing to witness

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 4d

But if there’s a sentence where you use them all like, “she shifted with a smirk, shrugged, and sighed.” Then you HAVE to keep it

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 5d

Rip

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 6d

Ty!

Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 6d

You’re very advanced, enlightened even

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 6d

I know I’m deep in my 30’s bc the words, “I hope I get a new meat thermometer for Christmas” just danced across my mind

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 7d

The great thing about most feeds on bluesky being chronological instead of complex trending algorithms is that when a post does badly you can rest assured it’s because you posted bad.

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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 8d

If u havent watched “the franchise” yet, its one of my fav shows of the year. Sooo funny.

Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 8d

Correct