Jacob Sampson
@jacobsampson.bsky.social
Sports takes and bad jokes. Vols/Packers/Racing
I don't think that's very fire safe.
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don't think that's very fire safe.
Why does the only semi-competitive game have to be the one involving Gary Danielson?
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why does the only semi-competitive game have to be the one involving Gary Danielson?
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
Officiating and camera work are both god awful today.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Officiating and camera work are both god awful today.
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
I guess Narrduzzi was serious about giving up that 100 points.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I guess Narrduzzi was serious about giving up that 100 points.
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.
If only Britain had a franchise where the central character changed faces every few years, adapted across multiple decades, and occasionally experienced resets of their origin story decades into the franchise. It would never get that timey wimey, wibbly wobbly.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If only Britain had a franchise where the central character changed faces every few years, adapted across multiple decades, and occasionally experienced resets of their origin story decades into the franchise. It would never get that timey wimey, wibbly wobbly.
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"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
Late years Mike McCarthy wouldn't have looked this bad if he tried and he sure as hell tried.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Late years Mike McCarthy wouldn't have looked this bad if he tried and he sure as hell tried.
Welcome the blatant tush push false starts to the “It actually isn’t hard to officiate” club! They join the football catch and college Zack Edey.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Welcome the blatant tush push false starts to the “It actually isn’t hard to officiate” club! They join the football catch and college Zack Edey.
I no longer ask things of Aaron Rodgers, but please let his wife’s name be Maris.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I no longer ask things of Aaron Rodgers, but please let his wife’s name be Maris.
Oh Florida is, like, broken broken.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh Florida is, like, broken broken.
@sickoscommittee.org We got a shirtless rally section in Tucson.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@sickoscommittee.org We got a shirtless rally section in Tucson.
I love my orange, but I have free tickets and it’s a Tennessee bye week, so the rare Bear Down Jacob is making an appearance today.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love my orange, but I have free tickets and it’s a Tennessee bye week, so the rare Bear Down Jacob is making an appearance today.
Steven Pearl has that "daddy can't bail me out" look on his face.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Steven Pearl has that "daddy can't bail me out" look on his face.
Love Mike Keith, but it’s kinda obvious tonight that he’s called nothing but football for the better part of 3 decades because that man is treating score updates like they’re national secrets.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Love Mike Keith, but it’s kinda obvious tonight that he’s called nothing but football for the better part of 3 decades because that man is treating score updates like they’re national secrets.
21 years between seeing tour favorite driver win in person is too damn long. Let’s do it again in the spring, Ryan.
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
21 years between seeing tour favorite driver win in person is too damn long. Let’s do it again in the spring, Ryan.
Officiating is doo doo and that's being nice.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Officiating is doo doo and that's being nice.
Jordan Rodgers on that review.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jordan Rodgers on that review.
It's a good thing Paul Skenes throws hard because woo boy does he have the charisma of a wet piece of cardboard.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's a good thing Paul Skenes throws hard because woo boy does he have the charisma of a wet piece of cardboard.
Fuck yeah, Holly. Instant honorary VFL.
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fuck yeah, Holly. Instant honorary VFL.
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cackled at this on the broadcast
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
cackled at this on the broadcast
FrEe BasEBalL! FreE bAseBalL HeRe!
a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed and his legs crossed
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with his arms crossed and his legs crossed
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October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
FrEe BasEBalL! FreE bAseBalL HeRe!