Jacob Sampson
@jacobsampson.bsky.social
Sports takes and bad jokes. Vols/Packers/Racing
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Marge is resigning and Donald fawned over Mamdani in a span of less than 12 hours.
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Union had a fort RIGHT HERE. They could roll things down to the piece of land where Neyland Stadium was eventually built.
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Arizona has been so down recently that they’ve got people using songs that have never been set to football highlights before after getting bowl eligible.
I no longer ask things of Aaron Rodgers, but please let his wife’s name be Maris.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I no longer ask things of Aaron Rodgers, but please let his wife’s name be Maris.
I guess this was a little vague considering the day to day condition of the state. This was specifically about football.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I guess this was a little vague considering the day to day condition of the state. This was specifically about football.
@sickoscommittee.org We got a shirtless rally section in Tucson.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@sickoscommittee.org We got a shirtless rally section in Tucson.
I love my orange, but I have free tickets and it’s a Tennessee bye week, so the rare Bear Down Jacob is making an appearance today.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love my orange, but I have free tickets and it’s a Tennessee bye week, so the rare Bear Down Jacob is making an appearance today.
21 years between seeing tour favorite driver win in person is too damn long. Let’s do it again in the spring, Ryan.
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
21 years between seeing tour favorite driver win in person is too damn long. Let’s do it again in the spring, Ryan.
Jordan Rodgers on that review.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jordan Rodgers on that review.
"You WILL NOT overreact to a preseason Vols game."
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"You WILL NOT overreact to a preseason Vols game."
Just in time for Alex Jones to complete his new look.
October 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just in time for Alex Jones to complete his new look.
Can’t wait for a debate where Paul tries to take a live call from someone in a town of 700 people to get out of not knowing what Medicare is.
September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can’t wait for a debate where Paul tries to take a live call from someone in a town of 700 people to get out of not knowing what Medicare is.
Just do this for 15 minutes in February.
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just do this for 15 minutes in February.
May I call your attention to pitch #4
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
May I call your attention to pitch #4
Dear teeny tiny rattlesnake,
I’m not calling a snake guy on you. Please vacate my yard on your own.
I’m not calling a snake guy on you. Please vacate my yard on your own.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dear teeny tiny rattlesnake,
I’m not calling a snake guy on you. Please vacate my yard on your own.
I’m not calling a snake guy on you. Please vacate my yard on your own.
I’m a checkerboard snob. The ones they laid down for tomorrow are damn fine checkerboards.
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m a checkerboard snob. The ones they laid down for tomorrow are damn fine checkerboards.
Probably about to inflict irreversible damage to my blood sugar levels.
September 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Probably about to inflict irreversible damage to my blood sugar levels.
“And in that moment, the lifelong Packer and Vol finally tossed the last NFC North foe into his hate cauldron.”
August 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“And in that moment, the lifelong Packer and Vol finally tossed the last NFC North foe into his hate cauldron.”
Got a real concentration of bruised butt on the timeline.
August 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Got a real concentration of bruised butt on the timeline.