Jack Probst
@jackprobst.com
writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
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If you make more money than Zach Braff, your salary will be "Braffled" going forward.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you make more money than Zach Braff, your salary will be "Braffled" going forward.
I was wondering if this was the same band! I LOVE Wild At Heart.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was wondering if this was the same band! I LOVE Wild At Heart.
Paul Simon really let himself go back then.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Paul Simon really let himself go back then.
For my day job, I have a media comm degree because I chose a vague major in 2006 and a friend referred me.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
For my day job, I have a media comm degree because I chose a vague major in 2006 and a friend referred me.
Woke up this morning wondering if we need to start a support group?
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Woke up this morning wondering if we need to start a support group?
Brett messaged me that it was wrong and after we fixed it they did not repost it, WHICH IS COMPLETELY FINE, except that it just added to my anxiety and made me spiral for several weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Brett messaged me that it was wrong and after we fixed it they did not repost it, WHICH IS COMPLETELY FINE, except that it just added to my anxiety and made me spiral for several weeks.
Ah, so you understand the horrible feeling inside completely.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ah, so you understand the horrible feeling inside completely.
I spelled his name wrong once in an article after spelling it correctly for a billion years and I still feel bad about it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I spelled his name wrong once in an article after spelling it correctly for a billion years and I still feel bad about it.
I'll also feel so bad about being grumpy this one time, every moment I have to interact with you moving forward.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'll also feel so bad about being grumpy this one time, every moment I have to interact with you moving forward.
I was a communications major, so I get to tell them they're communicating with me the wrong way.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I was a communications major, so I get to tell them they're communicating with me the wrong way.
"We can chat" means "phone call" even if you say it in a Teams chat box.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"We can chat" means "phone call" even if you say it in a Teams chat box.