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Jack Probst
@jackprobst.com
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writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear.
✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.
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“Skull of a Skeleton with a Burning Cigarette,” Vincent Van Gogh
C-3PO smoking a cigarette
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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YOUR TICKET (S) FOR KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR ON DEC 07 2025 12:30 PM ARE CONFIRMED.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Favorite sister-in-law is in town. 🙌
Three nice people having a nice time.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
All four members of Cheap Trick.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Please enjoy the brilliant fall decorations at my Grandma’s house this year.
A pumpkin with an orange piece of paper that says “supercallousfragilergoTrUMPYOUAREAtroCIOUS”
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The front cover to Stephen Malkmus’ first solo album.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I love the Scarlet Spider costume with the blue hoodie.
Me holding a copy of Spider-man Clone Saga
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I remembered that I actually was in social media videos at the comic shop in 2013/14.
Comic shop workers Me reacting to the Joker’s face. Me holding a copy of Sabertooth Swordsman
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Poe saying “Somehow, SHE-SHREDDER returned”
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Broken Social Meme
LATE NINETIES BEDROOM ROCK foR Missionaries
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Elliott Smith - Figure 8 (2000)
A cute iggy in a stripped shirt stands in front of a wall with a black and red stripped pattern that reminds me of the cover of Elliott Smith’s Figure 8.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Looking out the window? Underrated.
The leaves on our trees are changing red, yellow and so on.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Happy Friyay!
A last.fm grid of what I listened to this week.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Also, look how cute these guys are.
A cute cartoon disco ball, record crate, mp3 player, and record player. "Microphone check - one, two, what is this?" Record Club is a social music network. Sure, that sounds a bit vague — but that's the point. We encourage you to use and interact with this platform in any way you see fit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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A nice moment I wish you were here for.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Saturday Night:
A table of cakes at the grocery store with a sign beneath that says “JUST BAKED.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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What a coincidence, I've been looking for a post I can comment on with the red dots/lines denoting Indiana Jones' travel path.
Indiana Jones flight montage map. A red dot with a red line denoting travel.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Your eyes:
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This was last year.
Lowly Worm Lowly Worm
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Enjoy my dog nephew’s 2025 Halloween costume.
A cat dressed as Oscar the Grouch in a trashcan and an iggy dressed like Slimey the worm.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Two Furby’s talking: Behold! The twilight of man.
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Computer, enhance!
Two rad dudes
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Back of the tshirt with all the movies we saw on it. MUSIC BOX HORRORS 2025 LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL THE BAT THE BORROWER MATANGO CLEARCUT IT'S ALIVE III: ISLAND OF THE ALIVE MR. STATIC INFERNO JASON X SILENT DEATH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE MUMMY MUSIC BOX THEATER CHICAGO. IL
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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We had a blast but never again!
Two tired dudes Two tired dudes Two tired dudes
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I have officially been up for over 24 hours and there's still three movies left.
Beared guy
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM