Jack Wade often wishes he were a tortoise.
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I talk cloudy stuff at Microsoft, especially about doing science on #Azure. Punch fascists - teach anti-racism to your kids - John Brown did nothing wrong - LFC!
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John Brown did nothing wrong
Are we Nazi Germany yet?
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Are we Nazi Germany yet?
2nd day back in the gym. Not worried about the weight, just building back good habits. Gonna be sore tomorrow
December 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
2nd day back in the gym. Not worried about the weight, just building back good habits. Gonna be sore tomorrow
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
This is gonna be Liverpool’s year. Both Champions and Premier. It’s theirs to lose. Up the Reds!!!
December 23, 2024 at 2:09 PM
This is gonna be Liverpool’s year. Both Champions and Premier. It’s theirs to lose. Up the Reds!!!
First time working out in over a year. It’s really true that you lose it if you don’t use it. Ugh I got so weak
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
First time working out in over a year. It’s really true that you lose it if you don’t use it. Ugh I got so weak
Is this the French Revolution?
December 7, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Is this the French Revolution?
Ranch water and gingerbread houses. Happy holidays!
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Ranch water and gingerbread houses. Happy holidays!
Making cold brew for the week. Good coffee
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Making cold brew for the week. Good coffee
John Brown did nothing wrong
December 3, 2024 at 12:08 PM
John Brown did nothing wrong
I hate “New” Outlook
December 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I hate “New” Outlook
Why does “New” #Outlook exist? I hate it more than everything else in my work life at Microsoft. Is there a PM out there that can explain to me why I must live in this hellscape?
December 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Why does “New” #Outlook exist? I hate it more than everything else in my work life at Microsoft. Is there a PM out there that can explain to me why I must live in this hellscape?
Made potato soup with Thanksgiving leftovers. I think it went well. New use for leftover mashed potatoes! Just add leeks, onions, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, stock, and whatever protein you want (leftover rotisserie chicken). Good soup
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Made potato soup with Thanksgiving leftovers. I think it went well. New use for leftover mashed potatoes! Just add leeks, onions, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, stock, and whatever protein you want (leftover rotisserie chicken). Good soup
I made a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving. I think I rocked it. My family went for the store bought tres leche instead. At least my wife said my tres leche is better
December 1, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I made a pumpkin pie for thanksgiving. I think I rocked it. My family went for the store bought tres leche instead. At least my wife said my tres leche is better
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“Get in losers. We’re getting polio.”
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
“Get in losers. We’re getting polio.”
Who honestly believes this? In what world is FDR “overhyped”?
November 29, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Who honestly believes this? In what world is FDR “overhyped”?
I cooked a scratch pumpkin pie, 2 Chainz’ mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, gravy, and candied yams. My oldest was not excited
November 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I cooked a scratch pumpkin pie, 2 Chainz’ mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, gravy, and candied yams. My oldest was not excited
Bernie was right. The Democrats lost because they haven’t done anything truly progressive while talking about how progressive they are. Where is national healthcare? Where are the laws protecting abortion or trans people? Why are we sending money to a country focused on genocide?
November 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Bernie was right. The Democrats lost because they haven’t done anything truly progressive while talking about how progressive they are. Where is national healthcare? Where are the laws protecting abortion or trans people? Why are we sending money to a country focused on genocide?
Car companies using my data to build models, hospital systems using my data to build models, social media using my data to build models, Pokémon Go using my data to build models…
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Car companies using my data to build models, hospital systems using my data to build models, social media using my data to build models, Pokémon Go using my data to build models…
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
Apparently I have to check out the NextSilicon booth at #SC24. The implications of this and the applications for this sound amazing. I love that somebody is looking beyond LLMs and inferencing
November 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Apparently I have to check out the NextSilicon booth at #SC24. The implications of this and the applications for this sound amazing. I love that somebody is looking beyond LLMs and inferencing
Leak that shit
The House Ethics Committee has voted not to release the Matt Gaetz report containing credible allegations of sexual misconduct including rape of a minor and sex trafficking.
5 Republicans and 5 Democrats each voted, and the parties deadlocked. Guess which side voted to cover up the crimes?
5 Republicans and 5 Democrats each voted, and the parties deadlocked. Guess which side voted to cover up the crimes?
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Leak that shit
Love that we keep bringing in the crowds with Artly’s robotic baristas #SC24 #MicrosftHPC
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Love that we keep bringing in the crowds with Artly’s robotic baristas #SC24 #MicrosftHPC
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Navarro: Bill Clinton had two AG nominees who had to withdraw because they had employed illegal nannies. Matt Gaetz is accused of sleeping with a girl who's almost young enough to need a nanny
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Navarro: Bill Clinton had two AG nominees who had to withdraw because they had employed illegal nannies. Matt Gaetz is accused of sleeping with a girl who's almost young enough to need a nanny