Jack Wade often wishes he were a tortoise.
@jacklwade.bsky.social
I talk cloudy stuff at Microsoft, especially about doing science on #Azure. Punch fascists - teach anti-racism to your kids - John Brown did nothing wrong - LFC!
Is this the French Revolution?
December 7, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Is this the French Revolution?
Ranch water and gingerbread houses. Happy holidays!
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Ranch water and gingerbread houses. Happy holidays!
Making cold brew for the week. Good coffee
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Making cold brew for the week. Good coffee
Made potato soup with Thanksgiving leftovers. I think it went well. New use for leftover mashed potatoes! Just add leeks, onions, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, stock, and whatever protein you want (leftover rotisserie chicken). Good soup
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Made potato soup with Thanksgiving leftovers. I think it went well. New use for leftover mashed potatoes! Just add leeks, onions, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, stock, and whatever protein you want (leftover rotisserie chicken). Good soup
Who honestly believes this? In what world is FDR “overhyped”?
November 29, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Who honestly believes this? In what world is FDR “overhyped”?
I cooked a scratch pumpkin pie, 2 Chainz’ mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, gravy, and candied yams. My oldest was not excited
November 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I cooked a scratch pumpkin pie, 2 Chainz’ mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, gravy, and candied yams. My oldest was not excited
Car companies using my data to build models, hospital systems using my data to build models, social media using my data to build models, Pokémon Go using my data to build models…
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Car companies using my data to build models, hospital systems using my data to build models, social media using my data to build models, Pokémon Go using my data to build models…
Love that we keep bringing in the crowds with Artly’s robotic baristas #SC24 #MicrosftHPC
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Love that we keep bringing in the crowds with Artly’s robotic baristas #SC24 #MicrosftHPC
Come on Netflix!!! Please come back to me. Don’t let this be the last image I see tonight
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Come on Netflix!!! Please come back to me. Don’t let this be the last image I see tonight
In honor of what I hope will be Iron Mike’s 51st win, please bask in the glory of his nihilism #PaulTyson
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
In honor of what I hope will be Iron Mike’s 51st win, please bask in the glory of his nihilism #PaulTyson
Feelin it in my bones
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Feelin it in my bones
I feel like conservatives are worried that people who are having fun are doing it at their expense. Are they just worried that the “cool” kids are getting up to really “cool” trouble without them?
January 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I feel like conservatives are worried that people who are having fun are doing it at their expense. Are they just worried that the “cool” kids are getting up to really “cool” trouble without them?
Living in Florida as I do… this would not really be all that hard. You just need to be “diverse”
October 22, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Living in Florida as I do… this would not really be all that hard. You just need to be “diverse”
Good morning
July 9, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Good morning