She's getting fixed tomorrow.
Is it weird I keep telling her she won't have a uterus soon?
Is it weird I keep telling her she won't have a uterus soon?
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
She's getting fixed tomorrow.
Is it weird I keep telling her she won't have a uterus soon?
Is it weird I keep telling her she won't have a uterus soon?
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
Chewy order came today.
Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.
I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.
Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.
I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.
Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chewy order came today.
Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.
I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.
Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.
I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.
Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
I've been severely depressed and any cleaning has felt like this huge boulder I can't move or even chop away at.
I just learned I can get a one time house cleaning for about $400 which, honestly, seems entirely reasonable.
Is that crazy?
I just learned I can get a one time house cleaning for about $400 which, honestly, seems entirely reasonable.
Is that crazy?
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I've been severely depressed and any cleaning has felt like this huge boulder I can't move or even chop away at.
I just learned I can get a one time house cleaning for about $400 which, honestly, seems entirely reasonable.
Is that crazy?
I just learned I can get a one time house cleaning for about $400 which, honestly, seems entirely reasonable.
Is that crazy?
I don't know if I should be impressed or horrified my 13yo Fox Monster found a way to hump my 6mo Demon Goober WHILE LYING DOWN.
Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I don't know if I should be impressed or horrified my 13yo Fox Monster found a way to hump my 6mo Demon Goober WHILE LYING DOWN.
Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Extreme Couponers had better fill every food bank and church pantry with their hoards.
Donations are tax deductible.
Donations are tax deductible.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Extreme Couponers had better fill every food bank and church pantry with their hoards.
Donations are tax deductible.
Donations are tax deductible.
Perfect weather for Halloweentown marathon. 🎃🧹🧙
a woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
ALT: a woman is saying that being normal is vastly overrated
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Perfect weather for Halloweentown marathon. 🎃🧹🧙
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“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
I decided to have a little bonfire in my backyard. Just me, the dogs, and my Kindle.
It was lovely.
Until the Demon Goober decided to take a FLAMING BRANCH and tear around the yard.
I lost my glasses. How am I supposed to find them?
It was lovely.
Until the Demon Goober decided to take a FLAMING BRANCH and tear around the yard.
I lost my glasses. How am I supposed to find them?
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I decided to have a little bonfire in my backyard. Just me, the dogs, and my Kindle.
It was lovely.
Until the Demon Goober decided to take a FLAMING BRANCH and tear around the yard.
I lost my glasses. How am I supposed to find them?
It was lovely.
Until the Demon Goober decided to take a FLAMING BRANCH and tear around the yard.
I lost my glasses. How am I supposed to find them?
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
Of course, outside this is hilarious. It's less hilarious when she tries to do the same with the indoor water bowl.
She does this followed by berserker loops around the yard.
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Of course, outside this is hilarious. It's less hilarious when she tries to do the same with the indoor water bowl.
I've never had a dog who loved water as much as her.
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I've never had a dog who loved water as much as her.
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BREAKTHROUGH!
She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
BREAKTHROUGH!
She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
One of my favorite things is trimming this little asshole's claws because he always tries to sharpen them on the carpet right after but only Scoobys.
October 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
One of my favorite things is trimming this little asshole's claws because he always tries to sharpen them on the carpet right after but only Scoobys.
Love the handsome fellow.
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Love the handsome fellow.
Oh gods. She's an Irish setter-German shepherd mix.
She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.
She's like a bull in a china shop.
She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.
She's like a bull in a china shop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh gods. She's an Irish setter-German shepherd mix.
She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.
She's like a bull in a china shop.
She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.
She's like a bull in a china shop.
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It’s a fact. Data from three decades of political violence reveals that right-wing terror attacks outnumber attacks from the left.
And it’s not even close!
And it’s not even close!
September 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s a fact. Data from three decades of political violence reveals that right-wing terror attacks outnumber attacks from the left.
And it’s not even close!
And it’s not even close!
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Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.
🤣😭🤣 The stray puppy just discovered my grandma's cat statue and it is driving her crazy the cat isn't reacting at all to her.
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
🤣😭🤣 The stray puppy just discovered my grandma's cat statue and it is driving her crazy the cat isn't reacting at all to her.
You think after the first season the Flash's friends would've invested in some gd paperweights.
September 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You think after the first season the Flash's friends would've invested in some gd paperweights.
Twelve years and this dumb jerk still doesn't understand he can lay on me for cuddles but not stand on me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Twelve years and this dumb jerk still doesn't understand he can lay on me for cuddles but not stand on me.
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Who grows up wanting to be Phyllis Schlafly?
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Who grows up wanting to be Phyllis Schlafly?
Who grows up wanting to be Phyllis Schlafly?
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Who grows up wanting to be Phyllis Schlafly?