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jacaphene.bsky.social
Dystopian Revelry
@jacaphene.bsky.social
your mom
This fucking puppy is so damn photogenic. Assuming you can convince her to stay still long enough to not just be a blur.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Chewy order came today.

Even though I had the stairs blocked, she got past and sprinted out the front door.

I'm in a thin knee length t shirt and my new neighbors saw everything.

Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess!
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't know if I should be impressed or horrified my 13yo Fox Monster found a way to hump my 6mo Demon Goober WHILE LYING DOWN.

Oh. And she escaped the kennel. I may never get a good night's sleep again. Gonna have to empty the bathroom and install toddler locks.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
@kaaayceee.bsky.social

Saw this, thought of you.
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Found another one. Please tell me these aren't toxic to dogs.
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This bitch just ate my tiny flower I found in the yard this morning and isn't even a little bit sorry.
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
She does this followed by berserker loops around the yard.
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I've never had a dog who loved water as much as her.
October 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
BREAKTHROUGH!

She finally rang the bell instead of peeing on the kitchen floor!!
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One of my favorite things is trimming this little asshole's claws because he always tries to sharpen them on the carpet right after but only Scoobys.
October 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Love the handsome fellow.
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh gods. She's an Irish setter-German shepherd mix.

She's intelligent, high maintenance with built in separation anxiety...Irish setter explains her complete an utter goobery friendliness.

She's like a bull in a china shop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Twelve years and this dumb jerk still doesn't understand he can lay on me for cuddles but not stand on me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Who grows up wanting to be Phyllis Schlafly?
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A 4mo old unchipped puppy showed up at my house on Tuesday.

Adorable but a complete goofus.

Yesterday, she fell 15ft off my back porch and somehow only broke a single bone in one paw.

She is currently attempting to chew THROUGH her cone of shame.

I didn't even know that was possible.
September 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This has no place being a design choice in a silly merge game.

Bravo to whoever created this. I absolutely love it.
August 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
These are my favorite of the forever stamps. They were gorgeous in person. There was a quality to them that made them actually seem to glow.
August 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Does my dog think my cat's in charge and my cat think my dog's in charge?
August 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why did it take me so long to combine my favorite snacks into a sandwich?
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Every time my fox monster barks I find myself egging him on.

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.
YOU TELL 'EM.
YOUR HOUSE.
June 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
May 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
1. Good brother 2. Evil brother
May 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Watching Stargate SG1 for the first time.

Daniel Jackson definitely should've known the Mongols with bow and arrows on horses and giant swords weren't good news.

Do not fvck with anyone who can ride a horse like this.
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In everything I've seen him in, this man is either an affable goof or evil incarnate.
May 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I this and my mind immediately started playing scenes from Dick.
March 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM