Jem
@j1jem.bsky.social
Essentially just a dishevelled hobbit clutching a cup of tea.
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
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It would be the perfect revenge of 2015 if we ended up with Ed as PM
Imagine the alternative timeline coming to life
Imagine the alternative timeline coming to life
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It would be the perfect revenge of 2015 if we ended up with Ed as PM
Imagine the alternative timeline coming to life
Imagine the alternative timeline coming to life
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"I've just sat down in this new Juke and, my goodness, it is *very* sticky."
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"I've just sat down in this new Juke and, my goodness, it is *very* sticky."
Perhaps we could finally have @gralefrit.bsky.social's James Bond and the Spooky Old Tree, as suggested on Smershpod a few years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Perhaps we could finally have @gralefrit.bsky.social's James Bond and the Spooky Old Tree, as suggested on Smershpod a few years ago.
Perhaps they were going to call a Bondulance?
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Perhaps they were going to call a Bondulance?
I'm just glad it's not my fault this year. This time last year I'd just put the finishing touches to a lovely spreadsheet which showed my kids' sporting fixtures for the next 6 weeks (3 kids, 5 teams, 2 sports) and out of 17 matches 12 were postponed/cancelled due to flooded or frozen pitches!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm just glad it's not my fault this year. This time last year I'd just put the finishing touches to a lovely spreadsheet which showed my kids' sporting fixtures for the next 6 weeks (3 kids, 5 teams, 2 sports) and out of 17 matches 12 were postponed/cancelled due to flooded or frozen pitches!
Is that Buster Merryfield?
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is that Buster Merryfield?