joshua
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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.
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joshua
@j.schwa.systems
· Jan 6
Hi people of Lincoln NE on Bluesky. I couldn’t really find a good feed for posts about or around #LNK so I made one myself, check it out here: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Getting side-tracked reading a Batman comic because I'm pretty sure Pontiac never produced a T-top GTO, and for some reason refusing to believe Bruce Wayne ordered a customized one.
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Getting side-tracked reading a Batman comic because I'm pretty sure Pontiac never produced a T-top GTO, and for some reason refusing to believe Bruce Wayne ordered a customized one.
I just noticed in our new HR system that my job title was truncated to "Senior Customer Operations Ass"
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I just noticed in our new HR system that my job title was truncated to "Senior Customer Operations Ass"
I forget about the shady history of pinball, until I watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents about mobsters in a turf war over their respective pinball rackets
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I forget about the shady history of pinball, until I watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents about mobsters in a turf war over their respective pinball rackets
Tolarian Community College has all the vibes of a show produced by a small PBS station [complimentary]
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tolarian Community College has all the vibes of a show produced by a small PBS station [complimentary]
I am, of course, incandescent with rage at the current state of things in the world. The reason you don't see me posting about it much is because for me, Posting is not a productive outlet for it, when others can do so more eloquently and informedly. But do know that I am mad.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I am, of course, incandescent with rage at the current state of things in the world. The reason you don't see me posting about it much is because for me, Posting is not a productive outlet for it, when others can do so more eloquently and informedly. But do know that I am mad.
New edition of Changeling: The Dreaming when?
(Yes I’m mainlining Lost Girl tonight)
(Yes I’m mainlining Lost Girl tonight)
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
New edition of Changeling: The Dreaming when?
(Yes I’m mainlining Lost Girl tonight)
(Yes I’m mainlining Lost Girl tonight)
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The moment I decided to cancel Grammarly.
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The moment I decided to cancel Grammarly.
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Ian HATES those “unlikely animal friends” YouTube compilations
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Ian HATES those “unlikely animal friends” YouTube compilations
It’s 2026 and I still don’t know the difference between hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs.
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It’s 2026 and I still don’t know the difference between hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs.
2026: the year I read some books
I read books all the other years too but I see no reason to stop now
I read books all the other years too but I see no reason to stop now
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
2026: the year I read some books
I read books all the other years too but I see no reason to stop now
I read books all the other years too but I see no reason to stop now
Watching the Fallout show and waiting for my wife to ask why there are Romans, so I can explain the story of the Followers of the Apocalypse, the founding of the Legion, and the falling out of Edward Sallow & Joshua Graham. Unfort she's just looking at her phone tho. Must be looking it up herself.
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Watching the Fallout show and waiting for my wife to ask why there are Romans, so I can explain the story of the Followers of the Apocalypse, the founding of the Legion, and the falling out of Edward Sallow & Joshua Graham. Unfort she's just looking at her phone tho. Must be looking it up herself.
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I’ve read every monster manual that has ever been put to print and yet never knew dragons could be made of cheese. This earth is full of wonders
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve read every monster manual that has ever been put to print and yet never knew dragons could be made of cheese. This earth is full of wonders
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*taps my book wild faith* as noted in literally the first chapter, the Satanic Panic never ended, it just took a nap for awhile
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
Wild Faith
Esquire Best Nonfiction Books of 2024The acclaimed author of Culture Warlords investigates the rise of the Christian Right over the last half-century that la...
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December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*taps my book wild faith* as noted in literally the first chapter, the Satanic Panic never ended, it just took a nap for awhile
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
this shit about daycares is literally just the 1980s warmed over. can we bring back cool hair instead of christian vigilantism
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
This morning for some unknown reason I put on my shirt first and then my boxers. It felt so unnatural and wrong. Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh are real freaks for that one.
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This morning for some unknown reason I put on my shirt first and then my boxers. It felt so unnatural and wrong. Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh are real freaks for that one.
Whenever I get Christmas cash from my mostly conservative family a fun thing I like to do is to donate it to charities that they would be horrified to know the money went to.
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Whenever I get Christmas cash from my mostly conservative family a fun thing I like to do is to donate it to charities that they would be horrified to know the money went to.
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This post is the sign you’ve been waiting for to get into painting miniatures in 2026. Don’t worry about your skill level, or learning the lore, or having to play the game after - I promise you, you will thoroughly love the journey of simply painting a mini. It’s also so therapeutic. Do it :)
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This post is the sign you’ve been waiting for to get into painting miniatures in 2026. Don’t worry about your skill level, or learning the lore, or having to play the game after - I promise you, you will thoroughly love the journey of simply painting a mini. It’s also so therapeutic. Do it :)
Jason Kelce seems like he’d get really into Warhammer if someone introduced it to him
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Jason Kelce seems like he’d get really into Warhammer if someone introduced it to him
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Merry Christmas
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool
EXT. — THE VASTNESS OF SPACE
A star, representing the angel ALBERT, shoots across the sky. It stops at a distant GALAXY. As the heavenly bodies tal...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Merry Christmas
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
I’ve only seen the first half hour of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), but we can all agree that Jim Carrey is by far the weakest part of that movie, right?
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ve only seen the first half hour of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), but we can all agree that Jim Carrey is by far the weakest part of that movie, right?
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Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
Jackie Earle Haley is the Jackie Earle Haley-est looking man alive.
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Jackie Earle Haley is the Jackie Earle Haley-est looking man alive.