Dan Izzo
@izzos.net
Attorney (VA & DC Licensed)
"Lawyers are basically just attack librarians"
Posts are not legal advice.
All opinions are my own
"Lawyers are basically just attack librarians"
Posts are not legal advice.
All opinions are my own
"I have eaten and am now taking my post-breakfast nap"
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"I have eaten and am now taking my post-breakfast nap"
I know this is supposed to be antisemitic but like...wow...Jews sound awesome.
Like - can I put in an order for money?
Like - can I put in an order for money?
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I know this is supposed to be antisemitic but like...wow...Jews sound awesome.
Like - can I put in an order for money?
Like - can I put in an order for money?
Some real top quality sleuthing here...
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Some real top quality sleuthing here...
Whelp here comes a second front
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Whelp here comes a second front
Blizzard ain't fucking around with the advertising here:
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Blizzard ain't fucking around with the advertising here:
Ok but his dad has Kyle Farnsworth's stat page pinned?
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Ok but his dad has Kyle Farnsworth's stat page pinned?
Me the other day placing an order from Etsy "Huh, that's pretty high shipping cost wonder what that's about"
Me today: "Oh...ok yeah..."
Me today: "Oh...ok yeah..."
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Me the other day placing an order from Etsy "Huh, that's pretty high shipping cost wonder what that's about"
Me today: "Oh...ok yeah..."
Me today: "Oh...ok yeah..."
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You'd THINK right? The ones with the long parenthetical strings are duplicates that I can delete. But there's a bunch of them in multiple folders so scrolling through each folder individually to find them is...annoying (especially when these folders have several hundred to over 1000 files each)
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
You'd THINK right? The ones with the long parenthetical strings are duplicates that I can delete. But there's a bunch of them in multiple folders so scrolling through each folder individually to find them is...annoying (especially when these folders have several hundred to over 1000 files each)
I mean they've also basically admitted this was bad faith and just their "in" to harass her
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I mean they've also basically admitted this was bad faith and just their "in" to harass her
Someone this post caused some absolutely INSANE subset of furries to declare her a vile human being, accuse her of being a Nazi and wanting them "in camps" and they've been hounding her for the last 24 hours relentlessly
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Someone this post caused some absolutely INSANE subset of furries to declare her a vile human being, accuse her of being a Nazi and wanting them "in camps" and they've been hounding her for the last 24 hours relentlessly
I just ordered something ridiculously specific for my network rack because I'm obsessed with everything having a mount instead of just sitting on a tray or on top...
It's literally just to hold our Hue Bridge and the Pi 5 I use for a DNS server...
It's literally just to hold our Hue Bridge and the Pi 5 I use for a DNS server...
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I just ordered something ridiculously specific for my network rack because I'm obsessed with everything having a mount instead of just sitting on a tray or on top...
It's literally just to hold our Hue Bridge and the Pi 5 I use for a DNS server...
It's literally just to hold our Hue Bridge and the Pi 5 I use for a DNS server...
Setting aside that Achilles was not a real person:
If you told an Ancient Greek man that he was the same "race" as those barbaros to the North he'd fucking murder your ass for the insult.
If you told an Ancient Greek man that he was the same "race" as those barbaros to the North he'd fucking murder your ass for the insult.
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Setting aside that Achilles was not a real person:
If you told an Ancient Greek man that he was the same "race" as those barbaros to the North he'd fucking murder your ass for the insult.
If you told an Ancient Greek man that he was the same "race" as those barbaros to the North he'd fucking murder your ass for the insult.
Been making friends today. And all this apparently without having been added to a list.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Been making friends today. And all this apparently without having been added to a list.
Ohhh you're just follow farming! Got it
As I said your position is a perfectly legitimate one to hold.
But it is NOT "a Constituonal Convention"
It's Marjorie Taylor-Greene'a "national divorce" - secession of like-minded states and formation of a new nation.
As I said your position is a perfectly legitimate one to hold.
But it is NOT "a Constituonal Convention"
It's Marjorie Taylor-Greene'a "national divorce" - secession of like-minded states and formation of a new nation.
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Ohhh you're just follow farming! Got it
As I said your position is a perfectly legitimate one to hold.
But it is NOT "a Constituonal Convention"
It's Marjorie Taylor-Greene'a "national divorce" - secession of like-minded states and formation of a new nation.
As I said your position is a perfectly legitimate one to hold.
But it is NOT "a Constituonal Convention"
It's Marjorie Taylor-Greene'a "national divorce" - secession of like-minded states and formation of a new nation.
Suing the American Arbitration Association in a 1983 action is...well...
I guess that's a thing you can try if you don't like them not taking your complaints.
But I think his idea is that he's "cleverly" getting around mandatory arbitration clauses with this
www.courtlistener.com/docket/72100...
I guess that's a thing you can try if you don't like them not taking your complaints.
But I think his idea is that he's "cleverly" getting around mandatory arbitration clauses with this
www.courtlistener.com/docket/72100...
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Suing the American Arbitration Association in a 1983 action is...well...
I guess that's a thing you can try if you don't like them not taking your complaints.
But I think his idea is that he's "cleverly" getting around mandatory arbitration clauses with this
www.courtlistener.com/docket/72100...
I guess that's a thing you can try if you don't like them not taking your complaints.
But I think his idea is that he's "cleverly" getting around mandatory arbitration clauses with this
www.courtlistener.com/docket/72100...
So the transvestigation crowd has apparently concluded that Dylan Mulvaney was born female, transitioned to male as a child and then back to female as an adult.
Largely based on the angle of her...collarbones? Ok sure.
Largely based on the angle of her...collarbones? Ok sure.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
So the transvestigation crowd has apparently concluded that Dylan Mulvaney was born female, transitioned to male as a child and then back to female as an adult.
Largely based on the angle of her...collarbones? Ok sure.
Largely based on the angle of her...collarbones? Ok sure.
This is the same level of thinking as "well no one gets measles anymore so we don't need a vaccine."
Ukraine has been comparatively successful at protecting civilians ergo Russia hasn't been targeting them according to this chucklefuck.
Just complete soup for brains.
Ukraine has been comparatively successful at protecting civilians ergo Russia hasn't been targeting them according to this chucklefuck.
Just complete soup for brains.
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is the same level of thinking as "well no one gets measles anymore so we don't need a vaccine."
Ukraine has been comparatively successful at protecting civilians ergo Russia hasn't been targeting them according to this chucklefuck.
Just complete soup for brains.
Ukraine has been comparatively successful at protecting civilians ergo Russia hasn't been targeting them according to this chucklefuck.
Just complete soup for brains.
This dude thinks Asian people are supposed to be "yellow...like Big Bird" or something equivalently racist doesn't he
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This dude thinks Asian people are supposed to be "yellow...like Big Bird" or something equivalently racist doesn't he
Well...that's a CHOICE of decor
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Well...that's a CHOICE of decor
"Hello...you appear to have chicken. And you know, I haven't eaten in...2 months? And I like chicken. Ya know what...it's been 3 months..."
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Hello...you appear to have chicken. And you know, I haven't eaten in...2 months? And I like chicken. Ya know what...it's been 3 months..."