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Techni-Calli
@iwillleavenow.bsky.social
Global Privacy Counsel at EPIC, privacy advocate, nerd. Personal opinions, terrible jokes. CIPM, CIPP-US/E/C, FIP.
December 29, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Hello, hackers, my old friends
They got my top tier apes again.
December 17, 2023 at 12:31 AM
They were very angry I was “completely misreading the argument” of an article they had shared.

Responding that I wrote the article did not make things better.
December 9, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Absolutely terrified to see what kind of “humor” we can expect from a Musk GAI trained on Tweets.
December 6, 2023 at 5:53 PM
No chance this will be used for deepfake porn, no siree
December 4, 2023 at 4:07 AM
My office art projects may be a bit too thematic.
November 16, 2023 at 12:23 AM
I’ve bought jewelry before from this maker who creates really stunning fantasy-style pieces and deserves more attention (also WILDLY affordable, the necklace pictured with agate is only $45): www.etsy.com/shop/Swordfe...
November 5, 2023 at 8:44 PM
I simply cannot with this cryptocurrency nonsense.
November 4, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Is this for Halloween or is the Duolingo owl EXTREMELY upset about my lack of effort lately.
October 19, 2023 at 2:06 PM
October 12, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Constant vigilance.
October 12, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Holy fucking shit, do not use ChatGPT as therapy.
September 27, 2023 at 1:10 PM
The chances of being annihilated by a giant blue rooster are low, but never zero
September 23, 2023 at 4:32 PM
August 23, 2023 at 4:27 PM
UK cops are now making true crime shit with their “exclusive access” to case information and I’ve unlocked a new privacy fear.
August 23, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Nuggets mascot and trophy made an appearance with Nathaniel Rateliff tonight.
August 23, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Pretty hard to beat evenings hanging out watching Montana sunsets and hummingbird moths.
July 30, 2023 at 4:00 AM
The irony here is thicker than my morning oatmeal.
July 25, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I didn’t think I needed to say it, but you do not need a cryptocurrency to verify your humanity.
July 25, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Never fear, Layla and Lucy maintain their window vigilance, alerting me to the presence of other dogs, joggers, suspicious birds, or sudden breezes in the neighborhood.
July 21, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Excellent choice, but what about
July 12, 2023 at 2:53 AM
July 10, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Got to paint this weekend without disaster, metallic acrylics for the camera incoming.
May 15, 2023 at 8:03 PM
My dog is becoming increasingly dramatic in her pleas for me to turn off the rain so she can go hang in the backyard screaming.
May 13, 2023 at 6:11 PM
This really should have been my auto-reply back when I did compliance work.
May 12, 2023 at 1:08 AM