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boy i sure could go for 100 tacos right about now
had a dream that weird Al won a Grammy for a cheese based concept album, but all I can remember is “o-o-h child things are gonna get cheesier”
October 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
had a dream that weird Al won a Grammy for a cheese based concept album, but all I can remember is “o-o-h child things are gonna get cheesier”
googling "sandwiches near me" again
May 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
googling "sandwiches near me" again
love it when I’m having a bad brain day and I make a bunch of pierogi and take most of the filling out before I eat it
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
love it when I’m having a bad brain day and I make a bunch of pierogi and take most of the filling out before I eat it
went to sams club today for the industrial sized bags of Cretors
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
went to sams club today for the industrial sized bags of Cretors
for the second time this week i have taken a diet coke from the fridge at 6:06 pm
November 30, 2024 at 11:08 PM
for the second time this week i have taken a diet coke from the fridge at 6:06 pm
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been sayin shit like “not my circus but i know the clowns” lately
November 22, 2024 at 8:31 AM
been sayin shit like “not my circus but i know the clowns” lately
had a dream about a new hit app charting the top of the app stores where you take a video of your ceiling fan and the app tells you if you should reverse the direction for winter heating
November 13, 2024 at 5:02 PM
had a dream about a new hit app charting the top of the app stores where you take a video of your ceiling fan and the app tells you if you should reverse the direction for winter heating
really enjoyed them literally throwing the Belinda Carlisle cassette out the window in the opening scenes of Hysteria! when they thought the mom was gonna barge in on them
October 23, 2024 at 2:47 AM
really enjoyed them literally throwing the Belinda Carlisle cassette out the window in the opening scenes of Hysteria! when they thought the mom was gonna barge in on them
we are afraid of velcro on costumes this holiday season
October 17, 2024 at 4:44 PM
we are afraid of velcro on costumes this holiday season
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Seems pretty inevitable that at some point we'll get Prestige Mr. Bean
June 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Seems pretty inevitable that at some point we'll get Prestige Mr. Bean
love it when the weed hits good and it takes like 3 separate trips to the kitchen to get a glass of water
December 20, 2023 at 11:52 PM
love it when the weed hits good and it takes like 3 separate trips to the kitchen to get a glass of water
who up shaving their beard as a weird response to a nightmare they just had
November 21, 2023 at 6:51 AM
who up shaving their beard as a weird response to a nightmare they just had
going to be late to work tomorrow, just started 2012 (2009)
November 14, 2023 at 4:38 AM
going to be late to work tomorrow, just started 2012 (2009)
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"the easiest shrimp to peel is a boiled one" would make a great folksy aphorism but i can't figure out what it would mean
October 23, 2023 at 9:34 PM
"the easiest shrimp to peel is a boiled one" would make a great folksy aphorism but i can't figure out what it would mean
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a cornbread waffle with chili on top could fix me
October 20, 2023 at 3:10 AM
a cornbread waffle with chili on top could fix me
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Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico. This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.
October 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico. This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.
extra tube, shake well before using
October 17, 2023 at 9:15 PM
extra tube, shake well before using
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pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
September 19, 2023 at 2:58 PM
pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
im watching The Mist (2007) followed immediately by "fire" from xfiles s01x12 to make sure i have the best dreams tonight
October 5, 2023 at 3:39 AM
im watching The Mist (2007) followed immediately by "fire" from xfiles s01x12 to make sure i have the best dreams tonight
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ME: [stands up]
DOG: great, I’ll come with you
DOG: great, I’ll come with you
October 4, 2023 at 9:01 PM
ME: [stands up]
DOG: great, I’ll come with you
DOG: great, I’ll come with you
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i’m not like other customers
September 16, 2023 at 1:25 AM
i’m not like other customers
they should have a warning on coconut water that says "do not pour into a clear glass"
September 11, 2023 at 10:11 PM
they should have a warning on coconut water that says "do not pour into a clear glass"