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· Mar 26
america was a flimflam job to sell horseless carriages and corn syrup and it worked
starfield for 40 bucks in 2026 is a pretty good bit
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
starfield for 40 bucks in 2026 is a pretty good bit
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Everybody ask werewolf, but not howwolf
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Everybody ask werewolf, but not howwolf
it’s not the apocalypse it’s just ice dams sliding off the roof
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
it’s not the apocalypse it’s just ice dams sliding off the roof
went to the indian grocery store the fancy grocery store and the asian grocery store and i got an ice cream at each one
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
went to the indian grocery store the fancy grocery store and the asian grocery store and i got an ice cream at each one
seems like every time i take a day off i end up working fuckin late the day before
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
seems like every time i take a day off i end up working fuckin late the day before
i just gotta make it til 4 today and i don’t have to come back until tuesday
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
i just gotta make it til 4 today and i don’t have to come back until tuesday
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Hiddenly crouched, at the tiger line, dragons pumping and thumping in time
March 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hiddenly crouched, at the tiger line, dragons pumping and thumping in time
whenever i hear slowride by foghat i think of going to see foghat at pine knob in high school and saying “oh man i hope they play slow ride” and this dude turned around and said “oh don’t worry they will”
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
whenever i hear slowride by foghat i think of going to see foghat at pine knob in high school and saying “oh man i hope they play slow ride” and this dude turned around and said “oh don’t worry they will”
bar trivia is on your phone now dying empire
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
bar trivia is on your phone now dying empire
no matter how tight i make my belt my pants are still falling down
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
no matter how tight i make my belt my pants are still falling down
anybody want to buy my records and comics i’m not looking forward to moving that shit again
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
anybody want to buy my records and comics i’m not looking forward to moving that shit again
leaving work feels great until you remember you gotta go back tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
leaving work feels great until you remember you gotta go back tomorrow
nobody:
palantir brand death bot with shoulder mounted vulcan cannon and punisher skull vinyl wrap guarding the iga: HALT CITIZEN ENTRY IS PREDICATED ON SUBMISSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR IDENTIFICATION
palantir brand death bot with shoulder mounted vulcan cannon and punisher skull vinyl wrap guarding the iga: HALT CITIZEN ENTRY IS PREDICATED ON SUBMISSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR IDENTIFICATION
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
nobody:
palantir brand death bot with shoulder mounted vulcan cannon and punisher skull vinyl wrap guarding the iga: HALT CITIZEN ENTRY IS PREDICATED ON SUBMISSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR IDENTIFICATION
palantir brand death bot with shoulder mounted vulcan cannon and punisher skull vinyl wrap guarding the iga: HALT CITIZEN ENTRY IS PREDICATED ON SUBMISSION OF YOUR BUTTHOLE FOR IDENTIFICATION
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your goal is due in 324 day(s) and your updated goal progress indicates an “at risk” status
how about you eat my entire ass
how about you eat my entire ass
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
your goal is due in 324 day(s) and your updated goal progress indicates an “at risk” status
how about you eat my entire ass
how about you eat my entire ass
*petting the cat backwards* hey doofus your hair’s messed up
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
*petting the cat backwards* hey doofus your hair’s messed up
carla gugino should be in every movie
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
carla gugino should be in every movie
life is short order the large horchata
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
life is short order the large horchata
oh no who put me in a starter pack
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
oh no who put me in a starter pack
why waste your time with lesser shark movies just watch deep blue sea
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
why waste your time with lesser shark movies just watch deep blue sea
gf got a double pack of kings hawaiian rolls from the costyco
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
gf got a double pack of kings hawaiian rolls from the costyco
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it’s friday afternoon and i’m going home i hope this place collapses into the sea before monday
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
it’s friday afternoon and i’m going home i hope this place collapses into the sea before monday
why didn't anyone tell me there was a new softies album i can't believe i missed this man i'm so excited
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
why didn't anyone tell me there was a new softies album i can't believe i missed this man i'm so excited
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npr be like “that oil company the state is investigating? they’re a corporate sponsor”
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
npr be like “that oil company the state is investigating? they’re a corporate sponsor”