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like i felt the need to apologize for the way i acted i don’t feel like myself right now i feel like im outside my body
had a bad week man totally crashed out got visibly frustrated left a snarky comment on my “anonymous” employee survey hope they fire me i hate that fuckin place
had a bad week man totally crashed out got visibly frustrated left a snarky comment on my “anonymous” employee survey hope they fire me i hate that fuckin place
die antwoord is some of the worst shit i’ve ever heard
i’m going up north tomorrow and i’m only going to wear national park shirts and flannel and i might not fucking come back
why are people following me i better not have been added to a starter pack
the year is 2025 and i am 40 years old i should never have to hear a shinedown song
i would rather get kicked in the dick by a thousand ninjas than be at work right now
lmao “i read it for the articles” ass post
A categorically new version of pornography centered on narrative while avoiding exploitation of sex workers and millions of liberal millennials inexplicably pretending like they're not going to use it
you don’t have group chats yet? what’s your regdate?
been doing this off and on for almost a month and it still cracks me up every time got myself today had to hear jingle bell rock i hate jingle bell rock serves me right tho happy wednesday
new bit is setting the breakroom tv to the classic christmas songs station
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I don’t need your hamburger help
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
the american century of humiliation is going to hurt a lot of people and be very very bad for everyone but if you can get past all that it will also be incredibly funny
The Trump administration on Saturday scrambled to rescind layoffs of hundreds of CDC scientists who were mistakenly fired on Friday night in what appeared to be a substantial procedural lapse.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error
www.nytimes.com
i ate so many mike and ikes and drank so much rock n rye man
it’s dnd night i’m going to eat red hot barbecue chips until my mouth hurts