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and nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothings ever worth the cost
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which way western man
i’m already busy you fucking asshole
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
we're a peckerhair away from 2026 and people are still somehow talking about hillary clinton
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you couldn’t make a stranger things set in the modern day because tge government would just palintir 11 and drone strike the wheeler house
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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oh, you don't like soup? what do you think is in your belly after you chew up your food and down a glass of water??
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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fighting game announcer: PERFECT PARRY

that one kid from home movies: he’s talking about you perry cause you’re perfect

the other kid: no he’s talking about you walter because YOURE perfect
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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My puke hose is showing
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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My mom was watching The Final Sacrifice the other day, her favorite MST3K, and it suddenly dawned on me why Luigi's court outfit felt so familiar.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i just gotta make it til 4 man i just gotta make it til friday man i just gotta make it til the end of the quarter man i just gotta make it til retirement man
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
pie in the sky nonsense never gonna happen
“In a decade, Pichai said that it'll be normal to build extraterrestrial data centers”.

And he’s definitely not the only one speaking about the *necessity* of data centers in space. Apparently the planet is not big enough for their scaling “laws”.

www.businessinsider.com/google-proje...
Sundar Pichai says Google will start building data centers in space, powered by the sun, in 2027
Google announced Project Suncatcher earlier this month. CEO Sundar Pichai now says it could begin building data centers in space as soon as 2027.
www.businessinsider.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
takis actually go pretty good with coffee
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
game pass? how about i pass on these games cuz they suck
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my boy franklin would not be committing war crimes
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ai his house with an ai little window and an ai corvette and everything is ai for him and himself and everybody around
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we kept the rock but lost the roll
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i’ve been off for a week and i feel like i didn’t rest or relax at all man
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i could kick louis ck’s ass no sweat
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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this is praxis
November 28, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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Little TV screens at the gas station pump blaring ads directly in your face as you spend $70 on a tank of gas is enough to radicalize a person
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
dibs on tasing my own balls
we need a January 6th of the left
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i think it’s been long enough that i can say i do not get beck
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Hey babe it says the lowest prices of the season won’t last forever
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
please do not put syrup in my manhattan thanks
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
wearing a tie is so funny man like i have my neck adornment on it is time for business
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM