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I'd sooner drag my dick through glass than listen to that orange fuckweasel speak for a single minute
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Once again, I'm largely against prisons, but most US Senators should probably be in one for the rest of their lives. Fuck all these people.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once again, I'm largely against prisons, but most US Senators should probably be in one for the rest of their lives. Fuck all these people.
Elon could easily gain all the love and validation he so desperately seeks simply by throwing his vast amount of wealth toward fixing societal issues; none of which would dent his bank account.
He's just too fucking stupid and/or evil to figure any of this out.
He's just too fucking stupid and/or evil to figure any of this out.
Musk is a deeply fragile character who wants more than anything to be admired and respected, even loved. His tragedy is that he has literally no idea how to achieve that. His curse is that everything he says or does fuels precisely the opposite outcome.
I think this one has got to him because he's posted at least three separate responses to this over the last 10 hours:
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Elon could easily gain all the love and validation he so desperately seeks simply by throwing his vast amount of wealth toward fixing societal issues; none of which would dent his bank account.
He's just too fucking stupid and/or evil to figure any of this out.
He's just too fucking stupid and/or evil to figure any of this out.
If by "fighting" you mean, "rolling over on our backs and pissing ourselves" then fuck yeah man, you and the rest of the Dems have been fighting real hard.
Does that AIPAC money taste good?
Does that AIPAC money taste good?
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If by "fighting" you mean, "rolling over on our backs and pissing ourselves" then fuck yeah man, you and the rest of the Dems have been fighting real hard.
Does that AIPAC money taste good?
Does that AIPAC money taste good?
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If you aren't gonna fight the ever-rising tide of fascism with the very powerful and effective tools you have available as a U. S. Senator, you need to find another job. Or just retire. Don't care which. Just clear your desk into a couple of banker boxes and leave.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you aren't gonna fight the ever-rising tide of fascism with the very powerful and effective tools you have available as a U. S. Senator, you need to find another job. Or just retire. Don't care which. Just clear your desk into a couple of banker boxes and leave.
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You know democracy is going great when your senators turn off their voicemails so they don’t have to hear from voters.
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You know democracy is going great when your senators turn off their voicemails so they don’t have to hear from voters.
Honestly, this is probably why I've come to loathe Christmas and the holidays over the years; it's the 2.5 months of music, 3 months of looking at decorations, store displays for 3 months - it's all consuming and suffocating. BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND
why the fuck am i being subjected to christmas music already?
this is fucking ridiculous
this is fucking ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Honestly, this is probably why I've come to loathe Christmas and the holidays over the years; it's the 2.5 months of music, 3 months of looking at decorations, store displays for 3 months - it's all consuming and suffocating. BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND
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Evergreen Simpsons joke tbh
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Evergreen Simpsons joke tbh
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
why the fuck am i being subjected to christmas music already?
this is fucking ridiculous
this is fucking ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
why the fuck am i being subjected to christmas music already?
this is fucking ridiculous
this is fucking ridiculous
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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There are individual exceptions but as an institution the Democratic party just seems like it's on its last legs, or maybe past that point. A party that views its role as a custodial one just isn't cut out for this century
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There are individual exceptions but as an institution the Democratic party just seems like it's on its last legs, or maybe past that point. A party that views its role as a custodial one just isn't cut out for this century
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
I have several better suggestions, Elon, but most of them will get me banned/put on a watchlist.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have several better suggestions, Elon, but most of them will get me banned/put on a watchlist.
Hey Dems, maybe we can look at this with some kind of introspection? Maybe?
The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hey Dems, maybe we can look at this with some kind of introspection? Maybe?
Is this... *hope* I feel?
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is this... *hope* I feel?
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An actual socialist winning the same day Dick Cheney dies is
a man with long curly hair and a beard is eating a piece of cheesecake
Alt: Chefs kiss
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
An actual socialist winning the same day Dick Cheney dies is
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Andrew Cuomo gave more money in taxpayer subsidies to Elon Musk than the entire cost of Zohran Mamdani’s free bus plan.
It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.
It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Andrew Cuomo gave more money in taxpayer subsidies to Elon Musk than the entire cost of Zohran Mamdani’s free bus plan.
It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.
It’s not unreasonable or radical to want our tax dollars to go to programs that help us, instead of as giveaways to billionaires.
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Dick Cheney should've been prosecuted for the invasion of Iraq and it's a stain on the soul of humanity that he got to live out his life in comfort without ever being held to account for his crimes, I'll never not be angry that war criminals responsible for so much death never see justice.
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dick Cheney should've been prosecuted for the invasion of Iraq and it's a stain on the soul of humanity that he got to live out his life in comfort without ever being held to account for his crimes, I'll never not be angry that war criminals responsible for so much death never see justice.
I just choked on my coffee trying to contain my laughter at them treating a fucking JJs sub like it's an assault weapon.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just choked on my coffee trying to contain my laughter at them treating a fucking JJs sub like it's an assault weapon.
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more like Dead Cheney am I right?
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
more like Dead Cheney am I right?
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it's such a wild coincidence that all the countries doing things that require a US war of intervention just happen to have massive amounts of oil beneath them
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
it's such a wild coincidence that all the countries doing things that require a US war of intervention just happen to have massive amounts of oil beneath them
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
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Dick Cheney is dead and good fucking riddance rest in piss and burn in hell ya warmongering bitch.
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Dick Cheney is dead and good fucking riddance rest in piss and burn in hell ya warmongering bitch.
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Cheney dead
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Cheney dead
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.