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Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈

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SUNSHINE RULES!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If it means you keep taking selfies like that then I hope it never stops too 😍🔥
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hahaha.

Fuck 🫥
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not for me, I'm neurodybical
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Do you have a licence for those, ma'am? 😳
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
IT'S SO GOOD
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Happy birthday!!! Congrats on another successful orbit of the sun! 🥳
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
And just like sex you can do this with a regular woman, with a cis woman, with a woman you're just friends with, the only limit is how many women you know!
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh! In that case,

THAT SUCH DIVINITY EXISTS ON EARTH IS PROOF THAT THE THRONE OF HEAVEN SITS EMPTY BECAUSE VERILY, BEHOLD! HEAVEN CANNOT CONTAIN A THRONE AND YET ITSELF BE WHAT WOULD BE SEATED UPON IT! IF A DIVINE CREATOR EXISTED THEY GAVE UP THEIR LIFE TO CREATE EARTH'S MOST PERFECT FORM! WORSHIP!
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Then you should get two, one for you and one for yourself!
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Any ferry is a private ferry that accepts opal and goes wherever you want, if you're brave enough
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM