Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
Australia's tallest woman and Bruce Spence's illegitimate daughter. Renowned Inner West cryptid. Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️⚧️ 🏳🌈
No alt text no repost. Do better 🧡
No alt text no repost. Do better 🧡
Decided to do some research for design inspiration and the first image on the wikipedia article is "omg she's literally me"
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Decided to do some research for design inspiration and the first image on the wikipedia article is "omg she's literally me"
Ten years apart (for real this time not just boymoding)
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Ten years apart (for real this time not just boymoding)
When you send your wife thirst traps 🥰☺️
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When you send your wife thirst traps 🥰☺️
I can't even pull off "look like my own brother" anymore that's straight up just two lesbians who are dating smdh
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I can't even pull off "look like my own brother" anymore that's straight up just two lesbians who are dating smdh
"we noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if I can watch while she fistfights you in the parking lot. I'll make out with the winner"
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"we noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if I can watch while she fistfights you in the parking lot. I'll make out with the winner"
DID YOU KNOW? you can create fake transition timeline photos by boymoding✨
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
DID YOU KNOW? you can create fake transition timeline photos by boymoding✨
"I'm just trying to make a gory no-budget horror slasher, teehee ☺️" bitch I will cut off your hands
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"I'm just trying to make a gory no-budget horror slasher, teehee ☺️" bitch I will cut off your hands
I was an artist before I was a woman and my advice for feminine presentation is the same for both: gender is stored in the eyes. You draw two identical smiley faces and give one eyelashes and people will refer to the eyelash one as "her" every time. We're simple creatures, now practise your eyeliner
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was an artist before I was a woman and my advice for feminine presentation is the same for both: gender is stored in the eyes. You draw two identical smiley faces and give one eyelashes and people will refer to the eyelash one as "her" every time. We're simple creatures, now practise your eyeliner
Sorry I'm not her 😔
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Sorry I'm not her 😔
"like these, but more of them" is the brief. The funny thing is I know that as a trans woman she personally hates the trans flag for being the colour theory version of going "uwu~", so at least you've got the chance to design something that will personally annoy her
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"like these, but more of them" is the brief. The funny thing is I know that as a trans woman she personally hates the trans flag for being the colour theory version of going "uwu~", so at least you've got the chance to design something that will personally annoy her
Let's see what my boyfriend thinks
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Let's see what my boyfriend thinks
"Kill it like the rest."
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Kill it like the rest."
Everything I know about Adelaide I learned making this
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Everything I know about Adelaide I learned making this
Hey @cetaphil the gentle exfoliating is almost immediate but how long do I have to keep showering with this until the SA cleanser starts working
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hey @cetaphil the gentle exfoliating is almost immediate but how long do I have to keep showering with this until the SA cleanser starts working
"you wouldn't download an operating system" wrong, bitch
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
"you wouldn't download an operating system" wrong, bitch
Trip report on finally meeting one's sister is apparently I'm like a completely different person (uhh 🤭), very obviously much happier, and somehow "at least five to ten years younger" (yeah I'll take it ☺️). I guess being from the UK he's probably never met a trans woman with access to HRT before 😕😬
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Trip report on finally meeting one's sister is apparently I'm like a completely different person (uhh 🤭), very obviously much happier, and somehow "at least five to ten years younger" (yeah I'll take it ☺️). I guess being from the UK he's probably never met a trans woman with access to HRT before 😕😬
HE'S SUCH A LIL CHONKER 😭
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
HE'S SUCH A LIL CHONKER 😭
My brother's legitimate and far more successful film career took him overseas to start a family many years ago, but he's in town, so today I meet my nephew for the first time and also my brother meets his little sister for the first time
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My brother's legitimate and far more successful film career took him overseas to start a family many years ago, but he's in town, so today I meet my nephew for the first time and also my brother meets his little sister for the first time