Get you a girl (or guy) who's not afraid to be ridiculous
Not afraid to be ridiculous
trying new things
going new places
will wear elf ears
that's your wife son!
trying new things
going new places
will wear elf ears
that's your wife son!
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Get you a girl (or guy) who's not afraid to be ridiculous
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She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
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hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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I'm not a political strategist, but documentation showing little kids are being separated from their parents and taken to god knows where is...... ummmm... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?!?!
Okay, I'm going to start crying now
Okay, I'm going to start crying now
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I'm not a political strategist, but documentation showing little kids are being separated from their parents and taken to god knows where is...... ummmm... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING!?!?!
Okay, I'm going to start crying now
Okay, I'm going to start crying now
Tag yourself, I'm The Samaritan Woman and Noah.
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Tag yourself, I'm The Samaritan Woman and Noah.
Screaming internally for 3 hours straight is healthy right?
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Screaming internally for 3 hours straight is healthy right?
Defensive struggle like we all predicted
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Defensive struggle like we all predicted
My heart (and liver) are unwell
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My heart (and liver) are unwell
We have always been at war with LA
(This is a sports post)
(This is a sports post)
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
We have always been at war with LA
(This is a sports post)
(This is a sports post)
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planthony
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
planthony
I'm still in shock.
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I'm still in shock.
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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Imagine risking your life as a reporter during an illegal war and the editors at Reuters are like TRUMP IS RIGHT TO DO THIS and this dumbass is giving flowers to the publication. And THEN this happens. Seriously shut the fuck up
“We’ll be selling large amounts of oil to other countries” says Trump, implying that the “we” means the USA will be selling Venezuelan oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Imagine risking your life as a reporter during an illegal war and the editors at Reuters are like TRUMP IS RIGHT TO DO THIS and this dumbass is giving flowers to the publication. And THEN this happens. Seriously shut the fuck up
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Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!
Had Varsity Blues, The Rock, and the UFC fights from before they had weight classes on repeat. I was 7.
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
I grew up in the NINETIES where your PERSONALITY was forged by the RANDOM VHS tapes your family HAPPENED to HAVE
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Had Varsity Blues, The Rock, and the UFC fights from before they had weight classes on repeat. I was 7.
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Darth Maul. Lightning McQueen. Paramore. T-shirt.
We didn't start the fire.
We didn't start the fire.
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Darth Maul. Lightning McQueen. Paramore. T-shirt.
We didn't start the fire.
We didn't start the fire.
I can't wait to get back to having spare anger for the Bears Left Tackle instead of *gestures at everything*
Usually it's Scott Foster
Anger is essential but so too is knowing who to be mad at and why.
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can't wait to get back to having spare anger for the Bears Left Tackle instead of *gestures at everything*
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its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
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