Covarr
@itscovarr.com
Streamer ★ Voice actor ★ Video Editor ★ Sidekick to @geekcritique.org ★ Stage Actor/Director ★ Musician ★ Playwright ★ Worst creator in Super Mario Maker
https://YouTube.com/ItsCovarr
https://YouTube.com/ItsCovarr
Dear diary,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Dear diary,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Who remembers when Pizza Hut used to come with a cup of garlic sauce in the box.
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Who remembers when Pizza Hut used to come with a cup of garlic sauce in the box.
Who remembers when Domino's used to come with a pepperoncini in the box.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Who remembers when Domino's used to come with a pepperoncini in the box.
Mario & Luigi: Mystery Dungeon
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Mario & Luigi: Mystery Dungeon
What's the difference between pea soup and tuna piano?
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
What's the difference between pea soup and tuna piano?
You know the term "NPC" has caught on when it shows up in Jeopardy, not even in the context of video games.
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You know the term "NPC" has caught on when it shows up in Jeopardy, not even in the context of video games.
I bet you can't identify this movie from just one line:
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I bet you can't identify this movie from just one line:
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Chili belongs on:
A. Hot dogs
B. Tortillas
C. Spaghetti
D. Its own
A. Hot dogs
B. Tortillas
C. Spaghetti
D. Its own
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chili belongs on:
A. Hot dogs
B. Tortillas
C. Spaghetti
D. Its own
A. Hot dogs
B. Tortillas
C. Spaghetti
D. Its own
Waiting for Disney to realize they own Fox and make a live action Anastasia, followed by a live action Rasputin origin story that makes him misunderstood and tragic
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Waiting for Disney to realize they own Fox and make a live action Anastasia, followed by a live action Rasputin origin story that makes him misunderstood and tragic
If you commission an artist, they make the art, not the you. AI is no different in that respect.
(And only that respect, really)
(And only that respect, really)
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you commission an artist, they make the art, not the you. AI is no different in that respect.
(And only that respect, really)
(And only that respect, really)
I don't have to like Epic to appreciate that they're right and Apple and Google are wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I don't have to like Epic to appreciate that they're right and Apple and Google are wrong.
The real Christopher Walken would probably lose a Christopher Walken soundalike contest, because the idea people have in their heads of his voice is such an exaggerated caricature compared to the real thing.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The real Christopher Walken would probably lose a Christopher Walken soundalike contest, because the idea people have in their heads of his voice is such an exaggerated caricature compared to the real thing.
Hollow Knight 2: For Super Players
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hollow Knight 2: For Super Players
Dear Sega,
Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game.
Sincerely,
All gamers everywhere
Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game.
Sincerely,
All gamers everywhere
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dear Sega,
Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game.
Sincerely,
All gamers everywhere
Why does Catherine have Ubisoft towers? This isn't Far Cry. I want to spend less time climbing towers and more time actually playing the game.
Sincerely,
All gamers everywhere
I was slightly interested in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, until the devs acted like sore losers. I don't want to support a studio that thinks that kind of public facing attitude is okay.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I was slightly interested in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, until the devs acted like sore losers. I don't want to support a studio that thinks that kind of public facing attitude is okay.
Reposted by Covarr
By the way.
If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.
If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
By the way.
If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.
If you think those who would block minors' access to social media will stop at minors or social media, I have a bunch of RTX 5070s to sell you on the cheap.
My current favorite genre of YouTube videos is blind reactions to [redacted] in FF7
(And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)
(And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My current favorite genre of YouTube videos is blind reactions to [redacted] in FF7
(And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)
(And the very fact that blind reactions can still exist is why I still redact this even 28 years later)
Fun fact MacKenzie from Metroid Prime 4 in the ending he turns into a party worm and changes his first name
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Fun fact MacKenzie from Metroid Prime 4 in the ending he turns into a party worm and changes his first name
Me pulling into AutoZone for a new battery:
🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts🎶
🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts🎶
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me pulling into AutoZone for a new battery:
🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts🎶
🎵 Oh oh oh O'Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts🎶
Shift+Insert is the most cursed keyboard shortcut.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Shift+Insert is the most cursed keyboard shortcut.
As soon as they became legal, they also became turbo cringe.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As soon as they became legal, they also became turbo cringe.
Halo movie starring Jack Black
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Halo movie starring Jack Black
Get a head start on next year. 2026 Black Friday sales beginning December 27th
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Get a head start on next year. 2026 Black Friday sales beginning December 27th
That stupid Disneyland commercial has ruined the Andy Williams song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" for me.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That stupid Disneyland commercial has ruined the Andy Williams song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" for me.