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Covarr

@itscovarr.com

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Streamer ★ Voice actor ★ Video Editor ★ Sidekick to @geekcritique.org ★ Stage Actor/Director ★ Musician ★ Playwright ★ Worst creator in Super Mario Maker https://YouTube.com/ItsCovarr

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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 1d

"windows 11 is spyware and microsoft is selling your data. i will never move past windows 10 because i value my privacy. don't you agree, fellow facebook users?"

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 2d

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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 3d

We control the horizontal

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 4d

tech companies will do a/b testing and gather data and then ignore it and just implement the new changes exactly as initially envisioned

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SimplyAJ @simplyaj.bsky.social · 6d

Also if you ever want every nerd ever to talk to you, wear this shirt to a video game convention.

An all over print T-Shirt with the Level Intro Title Card from Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 5d

Philomena Cunk should have a cooking show

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 5d

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 6d

Everything was gelatins and aspics.
Everything was fondue.
Everything was TV dinners.
Everything was diet.
Everything was bacon.
Everything was pumpkin spice.

And now, everything is hot honey.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7d

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 9d

Hi yes War of the Rohirrim, though certainly not perfect, was better both as an adaptation and as a film than the Hobbit movies

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 12d

And I think my spaceship knows which way to go

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 13d

i wanna write a book called "throw away your tv and social media: how to bore yourself into productivity"

but who has time to write a book AND keep up with netflix??

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 14d

What if I don't get any full words onto the page, but I do draw the cool s like 18 times?

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 14d

He must have the best agent in all of Hollywood. By all accounts he's a nightmare to work with, and it seems like nearly every movie he does performs badly both critically and commercially. And that he keeps getting high profile work.

It's impressive, really.

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 16d

I can't believe Taylor Swift plagiarized the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 16d

Ai is still so smart

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 16d

"[Statement]: [Source]"

This headline formatting convention brought to you by hack journalists.

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 16d

maybe the blue ones. the red ones can't survive in the washing machine.

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 16d

dudes be like "i'm the first person to sit in this row, i better sit on the VERY FIRST SEAT so everyone else has to step over me"

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 17d

Explain your username.

Covarr is literally just half of my surname. In high school, some of my classmates struggled with pronouncing my name, so they shortened it to Covarr, which eventually became a full-on nickname. I've been using it sometimes IRL and virtually always online ever since.

Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 17d

Explain your username.

Ages ago I had a screen name based off Freeza from Dragon Ball and then I changed it slightly to distance myself from it without changing my nickname much in online friend groups.

Will - PushDustIn @will.pushdustin.com · 17d

Explain your username

"Push Dust In"

It comes from a garbage can, because the phrase always brought me joy whenever I saw it.

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 17d

But does it have the sick Balloon Trip music from Balloon Fight?

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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 17d

#SuperMarioMaker2

Covarr @itscovarr.com · 18d

Ah that must be where Blasto went wrong. Phil Hartman isn't enough to save a PS1 game from not being a PS2 game.