"real" americans would never do a violence
The admin is wasting no crisis... Sec. Kristi Noem said she is suspending the diversity visa lottery program (DV-1) after the Brown University suspect entered the U.S. through it in 2017.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"real" americans would never do a violence
I shouldn't have to know what an Adin Ross is
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I shouldn't have to know what an Adin Ross is
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from: [email protected]
subj.: DC recs
Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici?
from: [email protected]
subj.: re: DC recs
not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"
subj.: DC recs
Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici?
from: [email protected]
subj.: re: DC recs
not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
from: [email protected]
subj.: DC recs
Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici?
from: [email protected]
subj.: re: DC recs
not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"
subj.: DC recs
Hey Jeff, taking a young friend to lunch next week in DC. Was thinking we'd try Radici?
from: [email protected]
subj.: re: DC recs
not a good idea .. xexican food prolly more her style. good cantina down the street ,, very "spicy"
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sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
Thank you for being brave enough to say it, AHA.
It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business
It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business
Heart Association Revives Theory That Light Drinking May Be Good for You
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thank you for being brave enough to say it, AHA.
It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business
It’s not clocking to a lot of people that we’re standing on business
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm really loving that show Plur-I-Bus where everyone on Earth joins their consciousness together to record a diss track about LL Cool J.
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm really loving that show Plur-I-Bus where everyone on Earth joins their consciousness together to record a diss track about LL Cool J.
Man on L Train just now "y'all should be celebrating, the Knicks are champions!"
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Man on L Train just now "y'all should be celebrating, the Knicks are champions!"
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lotta teams who have never won an emirates nba cup in their entire history were talking shit…….
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lotta teams who have never won an emirates nba cup in their entire history were talking shit…….
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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As Israeli Settlements Get Bigger, Palestinian Hikes Grow Shorter
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i cannot do another round of airport lounge discourse, sorry
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i cannot do another round of airport lounge discourse, sorry
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i've thought about the phrase "What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?'" at least once a day for the last 5 months
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i've thought about the phrase "What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?'" at least once a day for the last 5 months
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Club Chalamet 💫
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Club Chalamet 💫
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when someone says they're going to start making food related content on the internet i think a squeezy bottle of that one brand of olive oil just magically appears in their cupboard like a changeling baby
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
when someone says they're going to start making food related content on the internet i think a squeezy bottle of that one brand of olive oil just magically appears in their cupboard like a changeling baby
L Train haters taking yet another L this morning
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
L Train haters taking yet another L this morning
Turned this 10 question survey into a 1 question survey by answering honestly 😔
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Turned this 10 question survey into a 1 question survey by answering honestly 😔
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the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
SLAP SHOT
was recently asked my favorite comedies, which is a good question, and I'm not sure the answer. I think Big Lebowski is probably number 1, but after that, idk? Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Best in Show were the other two that came to mind. So let's hear your faves
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
SLAP SHOT
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When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
MAGNOLIA on opening night with my friends freshman year at NYU, sat on the stairs in the large Regal Union Square auditorium because it was oversold. An usher came by a few min in to kick us out because we were creating a fire hazard; we told him to find us seats then and he left and never came back
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
MAGNOLIA on opening night with my friends freshman year at NYU, sat on the stairs in the large Regal Union Square auditorium because it was oversold. An usher came by a few min in to kick us out because we were creating a fire hazard; we told him to find us seats then and he left and never came back
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my read is that they are easily distracted bird brains who don't actually care about or believe in anything and everything is just about what posture they intend to assume on any given day and what grievance they believe is most advantageous to hammer on about
my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
my read is that they are easily distracted bird brains who don't actually care about or believe in anything and everything is just about what posture they intend to assume on any given day and what grievance they believe is most advantageous to hammer on about
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On Nas's new album, he refers to himself as "Mr. Cryptocurrency Scarface" and this is yet another reason why we have to keep AI out of music, so that we can understand how authentically embarrassing some of our favorite artists have gotten.
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
On Nas's new album, he refers to himself as "Mr. Cryptocurrency Scarface" and this is yet another reason why we have to keep AI out of music, so that we can understand how authentically embarrassing some of our favorite artists have gotten.