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i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!)
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door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman

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izzy @isobel.top · 11d
inventing a polymarketmarket, where people can financialize and bet on the performance and efficiency of individual polymarkets in ruining lives
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Here's something weird my neighbor Cassie pointed out: Chapter 42 of Cynthia Erivo's recently released book "Simply More" is almost verbatim words spoken by Ariana Grande in an interview a year ago. Grande is not cited or listed as a contributor or attributed in the book in any way. Weird!
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"If you ignore what the word means there's no problem with the word" is a hell of an argument
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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bisexuals are so confusing it's fucking annoying. do you have sex twice a month or once every two months
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
part of her morning routine is trying to figure out how to make the little vending machine dispense second breakfast
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ask not for whom the grumley toss, it toss for thee
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
who up tossing they grumley
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Toss Grumley
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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[whispering to date while watching Toss Grumley’s talk when Toss Grumley first appears on the screen] That's Toss Grumley
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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[AMERIKA, SOMEWHERE IN THE 21ST CENTURY]
TEEN: stop airdropping me foodgifs. i'm late for the beheading
MOM: but the wendy's torture & murder & death meal deal!
TEEN: you woke shill bitch noone says the brand
DAD, READING JUNK MAIL FOR PODCAST DICK PILLS LIKE A NEWSPAPER, ERECT: uncancel your mother
August 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
brb, creating a tradable asset out of my stark difference in opinion with these people regarding whether or not they should be allowed to continue breathing
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
March 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
monkey paw curls all its fingers at once, he mandates that any model sold over here must match the fuel economy of a silverado and airbags/seatbelts are banned
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Spreading for awarness

Anyone mutuals with @bitocrosszer.bsky.social he has been taken by ICE. I was given permission to share this from his wife who's Bluesky was suspended after posting about the situation.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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@safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team banned a woman immediately after her husband was kidnapped by ICE pass it on
Spreading for awarness

Anyone mutuals with @bitocrosszer.bsky.social he has been taken by ICE. I was given permission to share this from his wife who's Bluesky was suspended after posting about the situation.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this little shit sat there in front of the couch and patiently waited until she saw me approach, then jumped up in my spot

(look at that smug little tail flick, too. she knows exactly what she's doing)
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
who up exporting they blobs
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM