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i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!)
she/they
(pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are)

door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman

Designed for Hannah Montana Linux
Windows Vista™ Incapable
[record scratch] yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i got here
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
she's always been a climber, ever since day 1
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hell yeah, new carmageddon!

....oh
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
dad came over and installed a new ceiling fan today. got a bit concerned when, a few hours after he left, i started hearing a weird metallic clunking noise from over there

turned out nelly was just checking his work
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
she's still upset with me for taking her to the vet yesterday
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
part of her morning routine is trying to figure out how to make the little vending machine dispense second breakfast
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
what the fuck is going on tonight
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this little shit sat there in front of the couch and patiently waited until she saw me approach, then jumped up in my spot

(look at that smug little tail flick, too. she knows exactly what she's doing)
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
[nods] one is by drew gooden and one is by a completely different guy. obvious
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
she is one of the top two cats of all time
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
and furthermore, NELLYBEAN
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
not a top or a bottom but a secret third thing
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
holy fuck even better, i am the only extant account he's blocking

i think i just won bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
THE PLOT THICKENS
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
well this sucks. was really enjoying Kingdoms of the Dump but it's not letting me save my game, either on the world map or at a save point

(or, to be more precise, it acts like it saves but nothing sticks?)
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
update: she melted
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
oh she's upsettttttt
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
no surprises here, ☹️ is scientifically the best and most versatile frowny face
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i assume "shit fuck FUCKING GAME" was mostly at the lies of p alligator
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
oh noooo the only gap is my suspension
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
we have upgraded to cone!
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
poor baby's got a vet appointment tomorrow afternoon

(furby's fine, but as soon as i grabbed the donut she ran to the opposite end of the house to sulk)
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM