Avocado Eating Dog
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I make data flow through the clouds, but I'd rather be making coffee.
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ICE is still in Minnesota. ICE is still breaking down glass windows and doors. ICE is still separating families. ICE is still targeting our neighbors who need to go to work because they cannot afford food, rent, and basic living expenses. 1/
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
ICE is still in Minnesota. ICE is still breaking down glass windows and doors. ICE is still separating families. ICE is still targeting our neighbors who need to go to work because they cannot afford food, rent, and basic living expenses. 1/
Today I learned that there is a small chain of coffee shops in the Twin Cities that:
1) won't serve ICE, and
2) has Tim Wendelboe coffees on rotation
Life sucks big old hairy assholes in Minnesota right now, but finding them was a big personal win for me today anyway.
1) won't serve ICE, and
2) has Tim Wendelboe coffees on rotation
Life sucks big old hairy assholes in Minnesota right now, but finding them was a big personal win for me today anyway.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Today I learned that there is a small chain of coffee shops in the Twin Cities that:
1) won't serve ICE, and
2) has Tim Wendelboe coffees on rotation
Life sucks big old hairy assholes in Minnesota right now, but finding them was a big personal win for me today anyway.
1) won't serve ICE, and
2) has Tim Wendelboe coffees on rotation
Life sucks big old hairy assholes in Minnesota right now, but finding them was a big personal win for me today anyway.
If there really was a god, they would tell the Pope that he needs to give all the Catholics in this regime 3 days to end their deportation policy and release a real, actionable plan for reparations, else he will summarily excommunicate all of them.
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
If there really was a god, they would tell the Pope that he needs to give all the Catholics in this regime 3 days to end their deportation policy and release a real, actionable plan for reparations, else he will summarily excommunicate all of them.
It's like living through the Stanford Prison Experiment, but at least Zimbardo had the decency to stop the experiment when it got out of control.
February 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
It's like living through the Stanford Prison Experiment, but at least Zimbardo had the decency to stop the experiment when it got out of control.
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It’s becoming glaringly obvious that we have to topple the billionaires. Putting us against each other while they go to their sick island sex parties to traffic humans and pay zero taxes.
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
It’s becoming glaringly obvious that we have to topple the billionaires. Putting us against each other while they go to their sick island sex parties to traffic humans and pay zero taxes.
My goal this year was to read 12 books -- one a month. I've finished my January book, Unmasking AI by Dr. Joy Buolamwini, which talks about the bias that gets built into AI models and the harms those biases inflict on people. Next up for February is The Deficit Myth by Dr. Stephanie Kelton.
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
My goal this year was to read 12 books -- one a month. I've finished my January book, Unmasking AI by Dr. Joy Buolamwini, which talks about the bias that gets built into AI models and the harms those biases inflict on people. Next up for February is The Deficit Myth by Dr. Stephanie Kelton.
The Republicans could stop this today if they gave even half a damn.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The Republicans could stop this today if they gave even half a damn.
Treason can also be charged at the state level.
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Treason can also be charged at the state level.
Today would be a great day for a repeat of the Halloween storm, or to set a record cold temperature.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Today would be a great day for a repeat of the Halloween storm, or to set a record cold temperature.
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
Has anyone heard anything, at all, from Amy Klobuchar about the ICE murder or ICE school invasion yesterday?
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Has anyone heard anything, at all, from Amy Klobuchar about the ICE murder or ICE school invasion yesterday?
The wrong senator from Minnesota is retiring.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The wrong senator from Minnesota is retiring.
If I was Uber, I would be suing the shit out of ICE over this.
Activity is really hot this morning on Lake Street and Powderhorn. There’s also confirmed ICE vehicles using Uber stickers. Please be careful. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
If I was Uber, I would be suing the shit out of ICE over this.
The most interesting thing about the supposed widespread fraud in Minnesota is that Trump is inseparable from the child rape documented in the Epstein files.
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The most interesting thing about the supposed widespread fraud in Minnesota is that Trump is inseparable from the child rape documented in the Epstein files.
The more Trump runs his idiot mouth about Venezuelan oil, and the more other heads of state he pardons for similar accusations, and the more former Venezuelan heads of state whose grave he needlessly bombs, the more likely it is that Maduro will be able to win a vindictive prosecution ruling.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The more Trump runs his idiot mouth about Venezuelan oil, and the more other heads of state he pardons for similar accusations, and the more former Venezuelan heads of state whose grave he needlessly bombs, the more likely it is that Maduro will be able to win a vindictive prosecution ruling.
Right now would be an excellent time for the entire world to announce a collective embargo on the US.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Right now would be an excellent time for the entire world to announce a collective embargo on the US.
One of the first things I am going to do in the new year is apply for a job seeker visa in at least one European country. I can't imagine what this country will look like after three more years of...this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One of the first things I am going to do in the new year is apply for a job seeker visa in at least one European country. I can't imagine what this country will look like after three more years of...this.
"Republicans are actively making things worse. We will address the effects of Republican policy...but we're not going to actively make things better."
The Trump administration’s attacks on the Forest Service are increasing the risk of wildfires.
We will keep fighting to make sure our firefighters have the resources they need to protect themselves and keep us safe.
We will keep fighting to make sure our firefighters have the resources they need to protect themselves and keep us safe.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Republicans are actively making things worse. We will address the effects of Republican policy...but we're not going to actively make things better."
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Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
**updated PDF link**
PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
Pretty sure Christmas music (and modern church music in general) was one of the the inner rings' punishments in early drafts of Dante's Inferno. People who can tolerate it are amazing and I envy their strength, while people with Christmas favorites are terrifying.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.
And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Pretty sure Christmas music (and modern church music in general) was one of the the inner rings' punishments in early drafts of Dante's Inferno. People who can tolerate it are amazing and I envy their strength, while people with Christmas favorites are terrifying.
The eve of the first snowfall of the season is a helluva time to find out that your car's transfer case is broken again.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The eve of the first snowfall of the season is a helluva time to find out that your car's transfer case is broken again.
Watching an old hockey fight between most of the 1983 North Stars and Blackhawks on YouTube tonight makes me miss living in section 8 even less than I already did. Half of those goons, probably, played for Warroad or Roseau back in the day.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Watching an old hockey fight between most of the 1983 North Stars and Blackhawks on YouTube tonight makes me miss living in section 8 even less than I already did. Half of those goons, probably, played for Warroad or Roseau back in the day.
See also: January 6th, 2021.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
See also: January 6th, 2021.
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Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
They’re “too young to vote”.
They’re too young to drink.
But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals?
Be serious please.
Not gonna lie, I think I would rather be one of the prisoners in the Stanford prison experiment than your average empathetic American. At least the prison experiment was able to be stopped.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Not gonna lie, I think I would rather be one of the prisoners in the Stanford prison experiment than your average empathetic American. At least the prison experiment was able to be stopped.