Portobello
@ishportobello.bsky.social
They/them
Career chef
I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal
Career chef
I bitch about games and gush about punk and metal
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Pochacco is one of my favs, this was clearly made for me
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Pochacco is one of my favs, this was clearly made for me
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Code Vein II courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Jan 29th, 2:30 PM PT
Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf
Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Code Vein II courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Jan 29th, 2:30 PM PT
Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf
Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
I got up too fast from a nap while sick, blacked out mid-piss. Woke up 30 min later with my hand in the toilet. So I wash it and my hair is matted to my face. I had lifted up nose flesh from the toilet seat. I don't have insurance, so I poured in isopropyl and taped it back down. Still have the scar
what’s the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
one time i was convinced i was pregnant as a teen (even tho i didn’t do anything sexual, yay undiagnosed OCD) and i took an entire pack of birth control pills i found under the sink thinking that would terminate the pregnancy💀 vomit for days.
one time i was convinced i was pregnant as a teen (even tho i didn’t do anything sexual, yay undiagnosed OCD) and i took an entire pack of birth control pills i found under the sink thinking that would terminate the pregnancy💀 vomit for days.
i fell out of a tree into a river and broke my nose underwater when i was like 9. my nose is still a little fucked up lol
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I got up too fast from a nap while sick, blacked out mid-piss. Woke up 30 min later with my hand in the toilet. So I wash it and my hair is matted to my face. I had lifted up nose flesh from the toilet seat. I don't have insurance, so I poured in isopropyl and taped it back down. Still have the scar
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we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists
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now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta!
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta!
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta!
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta!
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg.
Demi was fully from scratch, took all day
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some kind of. pizza demon
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
some kind of. pizza demon
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OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT
Made an elevated version of Cincinnati's chili over spaghetti because it's my friend's comfort food. Bison and wagyu, Irish whiskey, peaches, San Marzano tomatoes, espresso, and mint are the hallmarks of my chili.
The pasta was boiled with herb de Provence and given imported Olive Oil
The pasta was boiled with herb de Provence and given imported Olive Oil
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Made an elevated version of Cincinnati's chili over spaghetti because it's my friend's comfort food. Bison and wagyu, Irish whiskey, peaches, San Marzano tomatoes, espresso, and mint are the hallmarks of my chili.
The pasta was boiled with herb de Provence and given imported Olive Oil
The pasta was boiled with herb de Provence and given imported Olive Oil
Yeah, you could say I like Outline In Color and Second Harbour.
I also might be into alt music in general, possibly. Jury's still out.
I also might be into alt music in general, possibly. Jury's still out.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yeah, you could say I like Outline In Color and Second Harbour.
I also might be into alt music in general, possibly. Jury's still out.
I also might be into alt music in general, possibly. Jury's still out.
This is what I'm referencing when I say "milf" cereal. All the semi sweet healthy ones the hot moms eat. Those are my favorite. Great Grains Cranberry Almond Crunch is my fav
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is what I'm referencing when I say "milf" cereal. All the semi sweet healthy ones the hot moms eat. Those are my favorite. Great Grains Cranberry Almond Crunch is my fav
Yesterday, I suddenly lost my son, Cabbage. Not fully sure yet what caused it, but will get results back Friday. He was in perfect health down to his pearly whites.
He was the best cat according to everyone who ever met him. Friendly, patient, sweet. He'd sit in his chair for hours while I cooked
He was the best cat according to everyone who ever met him. Friendly, patient, sweet. He'd sit in his chair for hours while I cooked
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yesterday, I suddenly lost my son, Cabbage. Not fully sure yet what caused it, but will get results back Friday. He was in perfect health down to his pearly whites.
He was the best cat according to everyone who ever met him. Friendly, patient, sweet. He'd sit in his chair for hours while I cooked
He was the best cat according to everyone who ever met him. Friendly, patient, sweet. He'd sit in his chair for hours while I cooked
me as a bluesky therapist: have you ever played Warframe?
me as a bluesky therapist: go touch grass. literally. have you ever sat outside in a patch of grass under a beautiful tree with a coloring book
me as a Bluesky therapist: do you have a moment to spare for our lord and savior chicken fingers?
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
me as a bluesky therapist: have you ever played Warframe?
I'm already feeling this way about Bersaria, absolute dogwater entry and it's funny the two worst games are also the two that share a world but way apart.
seriously though I'm gonna throw a brick through someone's window if I ever see the words 'Tales of Zestiria Remastered'
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm already feeling this way about Bersaria, absolute dogwater entry and it's funny the two worst games are also the two that share a world but way apart.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
These comics genuinely bring me so much joy with their style; a style evoking expressionism-meets-new-sincerity. It plays with usually strange concepts in a style guided by caricatures of people, with an emphasis on earnestness and heart.
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
These comics genuinely bring me so much joy with their style; a style evoking expressionism-meets-new-sincerity. It plays with usually strange concepts in a style guided by caricatures of people, with an emphasis on earnestness and heart.
I haven't posted a selfie in so long that my pfp is still black and grey hair. It's been bright indigo for some time now lol.
I went to an upscale restaurant like the type I tend to work and got poisoned by their duck being too blue, so no emo show. But my fit was fuckin sick.
I went to an upscale restaurant like the type I tend to work and got poisoned by their duck being too blue, so no emo show. But my fit was fuckin sick.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I haven't posted a selfie in so long that my pfp is still black and grey hair. It's been bright indigo for some time now lol.
I went to an upscale restaurant like the type I tend to work and got poisoned by their duck being too blue, so no emo show. But my fit was fuckin sick.
I went to an upscale restaurant like the type I tend to work and got poisoned by their duck being too blue, so no emo show. But my fit was fuckin sick.
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November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I can't decide if I like the Onimusha one or the Ōkami one more
We got more Halloween costume pitches in our inbox. We'll let them down easy...
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I can't decide if I like the Onimusha one or the Ōkami one more
This is what my abusive ex-boyfriend did. He would convince everyone he was incapable of lying due to autism.
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is what my abusive ex-boyfriend did. He would convince everyone he was incapable of lying due to autism.
I really love him so much
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
www.npr.org
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I really love him so much
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ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.