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@isawfireworks.bsky.social
am i beautiful? no. but do i have a nice personality? also no.
I asked my boyfriend how he'd identify me if I & 19 others were turned into identical worms and put in a box.
He said, "all the others would be trying to escape & find a cure but you'd be lying still, accepting your fate, awaiting death".
He said, "all the others would be trying to escape & find a cure but you'd be lying still, accepting your fate, awaiting death".
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I asked my boyfriend how he'd identify me if I & 19 others were turned into identical worms and put in a box.
He said, "all the others would be trying to escape & find a cure but you'd be lying still, accepting your fate, awaiting death".
He said, "all the others would be trying to escape & find a cure but you'd be lying still, accepting your fate, awaiting death".
lovely birthday weekend for my lovely Scott
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
lovely birthday weekend for my lovely Scott
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
when will my Christmas spirit return from the war
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
when will my Christmas spirit return from the war
it's so bad for my brand that I am in a happy relationship with a gorgeous man who loves me and treats me like I am his gift from God but here we are
August 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's so bad for my brand that I am in a happy relationship with a gorgeous man who loves me and treats me like I am his gift from God but here we are
my GOD I am so depressed and sad and chronically overwhelmed and it's honestly relentless
June 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my GOD I am so depressed and sad and chronically overwhelmed and it's honestly relentless
My boyfriend continues to do really lovely things for me and I continue to be suspicious, because I am an unlovable nightmare, you see.
April 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My boyfriend continues to do really lovely things for me and I continue to be suspicious, because I am an unlovable nightmare, you see.
I am so mental lol I want to d*e
February 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am so mental lol I want to d*e
My boyfriend is giving me a wifi camera so I can 👁👁 and talk to my cats when I am not home!!!
February 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My boyfriend is giving me a wifi camera so I can 👁👁 and talk to my cats when I am not home!!!
Going to the Christmas market tomorrow with my b*yfriend and I'm going to eat approximately 900 hotdogs.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Going to the Christmas market tomorrow with my b*yfriend and I'm going to eat approximately 900 hotdogs.
Nicer here than the bad place eh
November 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Nicer here than the bad place eh
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The ultimate animal is the duck:
- land
- sea
- air
- can eat peas crazy fast
- land
- sea
- air
- can eat peas crazy fast
July 23, 2023 at 9:53 PM
The ultimate animal is the duck:
- land
- sea
- air
- can eat peas crazy fast
- land
- sea
- air
- can eat peas crazy fast
RIP Sinead O'Connor. I don't have much of an emotional link with my Irish heritage but she made me feel damn proud of it. A titan in every way.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
July 26, 2023 at 6:04 PM
RIP Sinead O'Connor. I don't have much of an emotional link with my Irish heritage but she made me feel damn proud of it. A titan in every way.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
407 days since dad died. I was already deeply miserable and depressed before that but it's unfixable now.
Life is just work, ever-increasing mortgage rates, grief and crippling mental illness.
I can't remember how it feels to be happy.
Life is just work, ever-increasing mortgage rates, grief and crippling mental illness.
I can't remember how it feels to be happy.
July 24, 2023 at 9:45 PM
407 days since dad died. I was already deeply miserable and depressed before that but it's unfixable now.
Life is just work, ever-increasing mortgage rates, grief and crippling mental illness.
I can't remember how it feels to be happy.
Life is just work, ever-increasing mortgage rates, grief and crippling mental illness.
I can't remember how it feels to be happy.
@nicodebenito.bsky.social your bio and intro post have me cackling x
July 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
@nicodebenito.bsky.social your bio and intro post have me cackling x
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July 22, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Barbie is so good that it's my favourite film now *despite the fact* that I blacked out and projectile puked all in the cinema halfway through. THAT is how good it is.
(I am 100% fine lol)
(I am 100% fine lol)
July 21, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Barbie is so good that it's my favourite film now *despite the fact* that I blacked out and projectile puked all in the cinema halfway through. THAT is how good it is.
(I am 100% fine lol)
(I am 100% fine lol)
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why didn’t they make the barbie movie more accessible to me, a 39 year old male right wing podcaster
July 20, 2023 at 8:11 PM
why didn’t they make the barbie movie more accessible to me, a 39 year old male right wing podcaster
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Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
July 19, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
this is the kind of practical advice I hope to see more of on Bluesky
do it at the gym so that when you ideate you'll be strong and hench enough enough to fight god in your mind
July 17, 2023 at 10:04 PM
this is the kind of practical advice I hope to see more of on Bluesky
I want to go to the gym tomorrow but also I don't want to do anything except lie on the floor and cry and ideate about death lol... mind you I do that every day soooo
July 17, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I want to go to the gym tomorrow but also I don't want to do anything except lie on the floor and cry and ideate about death lol... mind you I do that every day soooo
block all discoursers; follow all shitposters
July 17, 2023 at 5:47 PM
block all discoursers; follow all shitposters
weighted blankets just aren't enough - I need this
July 16, 2023 at 8:59 PM
weighted blankets just aren't enough - I need this