rez
@irrezolut.com
Joe Nicolia aka irrezolut, rez for short. He/Him. Pigment-smearer. Pixel-arranger. 4x ccRCC-free as of November 2025.
Creepy spaceship. Do not go inside.
Email: [email protected]
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Creepy spaceship. Do not go inside.
Email: [email protected]
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@irrezolut.com
· Nov 20
Every website a bible.
I don't have the words to explain how cathartic it has been to finally get this whole thing up and working and to spill noise out from this cobbled together system to fill this room.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don't have the words to explain how cathartic it has been to finally get this whole thing up and working and to spill noise out from this cobbled together system to fill this room.
I wrote this two and a half years ago. I keep needing to come back to it.
So I want you to read it too.
www.irrezolut.com/log/spoons-a...
So I want you to read it too.
www.irrezolut.com/log/spoons-a...
Spoons & Spell Slots — IRREZOLUT
I’m running out of both.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I wrote this two and a half years ago. I keep needing to come back to it.
So I want you to read it too.
www.irrezolut.com/log/spoons-a...
So I want you to read it too.
www.irrezolut.com/log/spoons-a...
Born too late to be a vaudevillian performer who only does multiple-entendre related jokes in a deadpan on stage.
Born too early to watch the total heat death of the universe
Born too early to watch the total heat death of the universe
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Born too late to be a vaudevillian performer who only does multiple-entendre related jokes in a deadpan on stage.
Born too early to watch the total heat death of the universe
Born too early to watch the total heat death of the universe
A joke (?) that I came up with in therapy that I need to share with everyone is:
My Nervous System
(read in the cadence, and with the same kind of double-entendre as the name of the band My Morning Jacket)
Thank you I will take my answer offline
My Nervous System
(read in the cadence, and with the same kind of double-entendre as the name of the band My Morning Jacket)
Thank you I will take my answer offline
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A joke (?) that I came up with in therapy that I need to share with everyone is:
My Nervous System
(read in the cadence, and with the same kind of double-entendre as the name of the band My Morning Jacket)
Thank you I will take my answer offline
My Nervous System
(read in the cadence, and with the same kind of double-entendre as the name of the band My Morning Jacket)
Thank you I will take my answer offline
I think it's very cool that people who don't understand what words mean and have tried to elect an absurd liar and pedophile three separate times in this country have had so much impact on my life over the last 10 years hahahahahhah what a good system
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think it's very cool that people who don't understand what words mean and have tried to elect an absurd liar and pedophile three separate times in this country have had so much impact on my life over the last 10 years hahahahahhah what a good system
2 years almost since my dad died. Finally unpacking what I shipped back, including my old belongings that got stuck in Virginia during the pandemic. Trimming down and even getting rid of things I hadn't the heart to dispose of before.
But this? This says too much to let go of.
But this? This says too much to let go of.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
2 years almost since my dad died. Finally unpacking what I shipped back, including my old belongings that got stuck in Virginia during the pandemic. Trimming down and even getting rid of things I hadn't the heart to dispose of before.
But this? This says too much to let go of.
But this? This says too much to let go of.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
It is November 19th, 10AM Pacific time.
Yesterday morning I had my yearly check up on the clear cell renal cell carcinoma that was removed from my left kidney in 2023.
Thankfully, I am, yet again, all clear.
Yesterday morning I had my yearly check up on the clear cell renal cell carcinoma that was removed from my left kidney in 2023.
Thankfully, I am, yet again, all clear.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It is November 19th, 10AM Pacific time.
Yesterday morning I had my yearly check up on the clear cell renal cell carcinoma that was removed from my left kidney in 2023.
Thankfully, I am, yet again, all clear.
Yesterday morning I had my yearly check up on the clear cell renal cell carcinoma that was removed from my left kidney in 2023.
Thankfully, I am, yet again, all clear.
People who camp extraction points have never gotten laid.
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
People who camp extraction points have never gotten laid.
Not a warning, not even a watch.
Just a *statement*
Just a *statement*
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Not a warning, not even a watch.
Just a *statement*
Just a *statement*
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It is a little known fact that Garth Marenghi's writings and television programs were a huge influence on Hideaki Anno creating Evangelion. More cultured people can notice this.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is a little known fact that Garth Marenghi's writings and television programs were a huge influence on Hideaki Anno creating Evangelion. More cultured people can notice this.
In college for graphic design I saw it become normal normal to edit photos to completely remove blemishes, to enhance people's features and shapes, and to modify images (especially of people) to show the most idealized version.
Look at how 25+ years of "innovating" on these lies has rendered us
Look at how 25+ years of "innovating" on these lies has rendered us
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
In college for graphic design I saw it become normal normal to edit photos to completely remove blemishes, to enhance people's features and shapes, and to modify images (especially of people) to show the most idealized version.
Look at how 25+ years of "innovating" on these lies has rendered us
Look at how 25+ years of "innovating" on these lies has rendered us
Lately, I have had some really big highs and lows.
It's hard trying to keep up with this whole whirling world for yourself, especially when you set goals that you know will be challenging.
I don't know if I am getting better at asking for or receiving help yet.
But I'm trying.
It's hard trying to keep up with this whole whirling world for yourself, especially when you set goals that you know will be challenging.
I don't know if I am getting better at asking for or receiving help yet.
But I'm trying.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Lately, I have had some really big highs and lows.
It's hard trying to keep up with this whole whirling world for yourself, especially when you set goals that you know will be challenging.
I don't know if I am getting better at asking for or receiving help yet.
But I'm trying.
It's hard trying to keep up with this whole whirling world for yourself, especially when you set goals that you know will be challenging.
I don't know if I am getting better at asking for or receiving help yet.
But I'm trying.
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As a graphic design student, I used to point out to my friends when signs were kerned incorrectly. It drove them kind of crazy once they started noticing it everywhere.
A/V and W/A pairs are usually the worst. Script fonts are their own beast.
A/V and W/A pairs are usually the worst. Script fonts are their own beast.
crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
As a graphic design student, I used to point out to my friends when signs were kerned incorrectly. It drove them kind of crazy once they started noticing it everywhere.
A/V and W/A pairs are usually the worst. Script fonts are their own beast.
A/V and W/A pairs are usually the worst. Script fonts are their own beast.
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
As a person who moved to Oregon from Virginia (which is probably a pretty similar distance away from Portland as Japan)
Yep.
Yep.
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
As a person who moved to Oregon from Virginia (which is probably a pretty similar distance away from Portland as Japan)
Yep.
Yep.
I just had a very bad, but very small experience.
And I feel like in the past I would have lost it and my day would have completely evaporated because I would have been treated poorly by the person on the other end... but.
Compassion and understanding are some real shit, y'all.
And I feel like in the past I would have lost it and my day would have completely evaporated because I would have been treated poorly by the person on the other end... but.
Compassion and understanding are some real shit, y'all.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I just had a very bad, but very small experience.
And I feel like in the past I would have lost it and my day would have completely evaporated because I would have been treated poorly by the person on the other end... but.
Compassion and understanding are some real shit, y'all.
And I feel like in the past I would have lost it and my day would have completely evaporated because I would have been treated poorly by the person on the other end... but.
Compassion and understanding are some real shit, y'all.
Mamdani, when the polls closed
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Mamdani, when the polls closed
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there is a zohran mamdani in every city.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
there is a zohran mamdani in every city.
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