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@ironyhat.bsky.social
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Jul 29
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
STOP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO POLITICIANS, EITHER YOUR PAYIN FOR SOME ONE TO OPRESS YOU OR YOUR PAYIN THEM TO PRETEND LIKE THERE GONNA STOP OPRESSING YOU!!! FEED THE HUNGRY, HOUSE THE UNHOUSED, HELP YOUR FAMILY FREINDS AND NEIGHBORS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN BUT NEVER A DIME TO A FUCKIN POLITICIAN!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "NO MONEY FOR POLITICANS, NOT NOW NOT EVER , THERE NEVER GONNA DO WHAT WE WANT, IF I WANTED TO PAY SOMEONE TO LIE TO ME I WOULD GO BACK TO THE PSYCHIC WHO TOLD ME I SOULD STOP EATING DOG FOOD, IT TASTES FINE AND YOU DONT HAVE TO COOK IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THEY PRINT ON THE BAG HOW MUCH ASH IS IN IT AND THERES NEVER THAT MUCH ASH SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Is this true?
Fact More Than 10 People DRINK ALCOHOL
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Bluesky signup process
Who wants any human connection at all. who wants to Stop Being Weird
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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goblin.news
I would like one (1) ball of pancake please
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ironyhat.bsky.social
On. On. On. Show me all of it.
DAMN&HELL: ON RELIGIOUS: ON SEXUAL REFERENCE: ON
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
ironyhat.bsky.social
This is what 2025 was supposed to be. Computers would help us with our cubes.
A computer helping a man with a cube.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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sidvicious.ca
here is my marcus
a crocheted marcus the worm sitting on a jellyfish lamp
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Help Me ‼️
An error occurred. The Wizard must be stopped.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ironyhat.bsky.social
This is how it used to feel to go online.
A smiling lady surfing the net surrounded by WWW and http
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Please respond fast do these work? I need to know ASAP
Win In Court Spell
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
The future should have been like this instead of AI bots
Cool staircase with blue and red lighting Cool glass blocks and neon inside restaurant.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Fat Fork cannot hurt you. Fat Fork is not real . You will neverhave to touch Fat Fork.
fat handle fork
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Who's with me
A hand and gun shooting a computer.
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Hold up is this real ?
Jerky store
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
I Will .
Be Nice
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Every Day
hope i don't have a long day long day factory
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Tag Yourself
lung lung stomach instestines liver kidneys
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Help which one do I choose
Can I Trust You ?
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Remember our fallen comrades .
Last Login
October 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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edzitron.com
Yeah honestly @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social we should at some point
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Watch This .
According to a 2012 Business Insider article recounting Musk's interview with Sarah Lacy at PandoDaily, he admitted that in 2000, while driving on Sand Hill Road with PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel, he decided to show off. "Watch this," he said, moments before the McLaren spun out of control, flew "like a discus" three feet into the air, and crashed. The worst part, Musk acknowledged, was that the million-dollar car wasn't insured.
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Do You ?
DO YOU HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME? FACT: The inside of a healthy human body is homogeneous and smooth like tofu FACT: 17 out of 100 people have instead insides that are very complicated IF YOU THINK YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW MIGHT HAVE COMPLICATED INSIDES SYNDROME PLEASE TRY TO REMAIN CALM BUT ALSO BE AWARE THAT IT ISIVÈRY BAD AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
ironyhat.bsky.social
Every day this happens to me and every morning I still wake up and log on. I am a warrior
Computer piss
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Horse before and after understanding capitalism
Horse before and after understanding capitalism
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM