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happy birthday gromit
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
happy birthday gromit
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happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
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just asking questions
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
just asking questions
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I see… immediate chicken therapy
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I see… immediate chicken therapy
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This is entirely correct / back in the day I was picked to ask Kermit a question at a Thing (all the questions were scripted but askers were allowed to embellish a little) and in the moment I was absolutely talking to Kermit, who is real.
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
This is entirely correct / back in the day I was picked to ask Kermit a question at a Thing (all the questions were scripted but askers were allowed to embellish a little) and in the moment I was absolutely talking to Kermit, who is real.
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operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 08,1950
June 08,1950
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 08,1950
June 08,1950
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When you’ve lost Tim Pool
January 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
When you’ve lost Tim Pool
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Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
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Sinners getting so many Oscar nominations is a sign of the continuing moral decay of our culture. Sinners belong in Hell.
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Sinners getting so many Oscar nominations is a sign of the continuing moral decay of our culture. Sinners belong in Hell.
the holiday bastard strikes again
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
the holiday bastard strikes again
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
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the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"
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Dude ur girl just burped and a skull and crossbones popped out. What the fuck is up with that.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Dude ur girl just burped and a skull and crossbones popped out. What the fuck is up with that.
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the more I see this image the more I'm glad he doesn't wear his wedding ring
Things are especially normal at the New Statesman this week, where nobody is suffering some kind of dissociative crisis
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 PM
the more I see this image the more I'm glad he doesn't wear his wedding ring
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how it feels to live in the 2020s
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 AM
how it feels to live in the 2020s
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Life in the UK is waking up every morning to discover a whole new surface black mould can grow on
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Life in the UK is waking up every morning to discover a whole new surface black mould can grow on
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Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits
we live in a sick society that thinks preventing problems is a waste of time and effort and hey, guess why everything sucks now
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits