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Ash
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I love hockey (the New York Islanders), iced tea, hot coffee, and my five kids.
“Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” Harper Lee TKAM
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I found this from Sarah Stewart Holland on the podcast Pantsuit Politics to be useful. Do not stop making noise. Demand they keep their promises. If the voting public wants to act like spoiled toddlers I’m going to join right in.
Good lord what on earth is happening over there
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Olympic men’s hockey is on right now! Here’s the schedule going forward.
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Still impressed Fox lets Jessica Tarlov cook as often as she does.
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
A little late but my coffee from earlier today.
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The first time ever Team Canada women’s hockey has ever been shut out at the Olympics. Wow.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This has turned into a reckoning, my goodness. 5-0 so far for the US.
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It’s time, y’all! Let’s go!
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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"we left with all of my children" is an insane thing to say in this context. are you suggesting that you might have considered leaving one of your daughters on the Epstein Island??????
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The local groups on FB are filled with people asking why their electricity bills are so high. Some brave souls are pointing out the several data centers that have popped up in ex-urban Wisconsin but most people are just rage-posting. And ground sirloin is now $9.99 a pound.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wake up besties, it’s the OG Heated Rivalry Day! Us v. Canada women’s ice hockey is the best longstanding cross-relationship rivalry in existence. www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
Winter Olympics: U.S.-Canada in women's hockey is one of the best rivalries in sports
How is each team playing? Who are the key players in Tuesday's preliminary-round game? We break down the first meeting between the rivals at the 2026 Winter Olympics.
www.espn.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My sassy former Congress person (who once blocked me on Twitter before unblocking me and apologizing) is laying belt to ass to the deputy AG.
Massie is abusing Trump stooge Todd Blanche over this
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Underrated point re: men’s Olympic my husband pointed out: McDavid probably knows he’s not making it back to the SCF with Tristan Jarry in goal. This is Crosby’s last Olympics, too. They’re going to go off. puckpedia.com/lineups/CAN
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February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I hope you’re happy, Tkachuklefucks. Come get your boy.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The US women’s hockey team is just dominating every team they play. I think opponents have scored *one* goal on them in over 200 minutes of play so far. ONE. Meanwhile they’ve scored 15!
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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shut the fuck up
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Moments before she turned into a hissy goblin because I dared to make her swallow her Prozac.
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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BE THE ELDRITCH POWER YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Watching all the ads last night I felt a profound disquiet. What do you mean AI is going to do everyone’s job for them so they can have a day off, Matthew Broderick? Doesn’t that just make them unemployed?! And do people really believe if Ring is profiling dogs it won’t start profiling people?!
That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Calling them the Epstein class, pausing after for effect, name-dropping Soros and Elon, the rolled sleeves agenda? Don’t underestimate this man, y’all.
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Good morning. It’s a great day to watch the Olympics.
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Told ya
NEW STORY: Trump admits he was the one who found the video and asked that it be posted from his Truth Social account. Refuses to apologize.
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
He’s so cunty I almost want to root for him
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
He posted it, he’s going to deny it until someone asks him to apologize for it l, and then he’s going to throw a fit because he refuses to apologize ever. We’ve seen this all before.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Guess what asshole, everyone still hates you.
NEW: Huge cheers earlier for the Ukrainian athletes at the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.

Then huge BOOS as JD Vance comes on the big screen in the stadium.

Even the commentators can’t hide it…
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM