lol in 2020 we obviously didn’t go anywhere or do anything so getting our yearly ornament was tough. i ended up designing this and commissioning a local fused glass artist to make it for me (swaidesigns on IG). she knocked it out of the park hahaha

even considering that at least 15 billion was hellofresh advertisements sent to me specifically

It's never, actually.

Famously not-white country ireland

i could tell you how to make a nuclear bomb step by step and there's zero chance on earth you could make one because that's not the hard part

Apparently my posts are trending in brasil

Same.

I've encountered 30 of these in the last few months.

Why is there so many of them

I honestly can't think of a worse answer than that.