I can picture her now, on her knees, hands clasped together, dramatically pleading with you to move to the Swindon area.

How could you resist?

Nice! I’d love to have done that kind of show!

I know Brighton moderately well. OH worked there for over 10 years.

I’ve actually been to very few well-known bands’ gigs. Hundreds of jazz gigs (my being a jazz radio presenter may have been a factor for a while) and many unsigned bands, including my own!

Hilarious! Also, spot-on about the mentality of Trump.

Bill Maher made similar observations recently, and his main point was that, if Trump meets someone in person, he seems to make way more of a positive connection with them.

Wow! Well done! I did the 5:2 diet some years back and I lost a load of weight, but my GOD it's tough to make a diet work and stay working long-term, so you have nothing but my admiration!

KB really is pathetic. If she was any good, she wouldn't need to foul/mean, she could just skewer Reeves with observations and pertinent questions, but she's not.

I've long held the belief that this solution would work on inconsiderate "speakerphone" twats on public transport.

If I ever had the guts to do it, my follow-up line would be "Oh was this air-horn bothering you? Good. Now you know how the rest of the carriage/bus feels about your call/music."

What did she do? I've been stuck in a work rabbit hole so missed it.

In fairness, have you ever been anything less than direct and unconstrained?

Yeah I think I would be a bit wary of it too.

I think he’s a frog-faced, xenophobic, racist, Nazi cunt, but I don’t think that in a hurtful way, not with intent, he just IS.

I’m very tempted to say this didn’t happen, because the scanning of the Nectar card is at the end of the process usually. Maybe you can scan it anytime, but these things time out, so would it work?

Also, if the next person has Nectar, you’re denying them the points.

Ah but it's an adorable face, so you're fine.

I use an external cam because I'm 100% home-based and constantly in meetings. It sits on top of my external monitors, pointing ever so slightly downwards, so my vast head appears a bit more normal! They're inexpensive, so you ought to be able expense it

Another option (that I use at work) is to have an external webcam, so you can position it better. They also can be quite wide angle, so you will appear slimmer.