K. Maloney
@inkandmoxie.bsky.social
Above all, Do. No. Harm.
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
If you can’t handle that, move along.
Disaster Lesbian - off the market.
Officiant Extraordinaire.
Newly minted Union President.
she/her
Pinned
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Heh. Trashed panda. 🧐
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Heh. Trashed panda. 🧐
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
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This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.
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yeah isopropyl/ethanol wafted to the nose is a potent acute antinauseant. short duration of effect tho
fun fact: if you’re feeling nauseous, huffing hand sanitizer works *surprisingly* well
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
yeah isopropyl/ethanol wafted to the nose is a potent acute antinauseant. short duration of effect tho
And Happy Avoid Those Pricks and Not Catch Charges Day to those who celebrate in spite of the former
Happy The Assholes Are Out of the House Doing Shit and Shopping Day to all of those who observe.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
And Happy Avoid Those Pricks and Not Catch Charges Day to those who celebrate in spite of the former
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Little Grumpy Lump Quark says Good Morning to you all.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Little Grumpy Lump Quark says Good Morning to you all.
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On holidays, Loki is always in charge of serving the ham.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
On holidays, Loki is always in charge of serving the ham.
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Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
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Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Special thanks to this miniature butthead for deciding to go Vasco FUCKING da Gama for the very first time by slipping out our door undetected & climbing up to the top floor of our building stairwell on the eve of our move. Found her safe but confused & she’s okay. 👹
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Wait.
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Wait.
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
… you’re telling me these balls were tripped?
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Just a slice? Why not a chop?
it's been an hour since i had a slice of chicken pot pie and i'm still not feeling it. should i eat more?
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a slice? Why not a chop?
Please get some eyes on this and help if you can. I’m working on scrounging more cash together but a few payments have yet to come in.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Please get some eyes on this and help if you can. I’m working on scrounging more cash together but a few payments have yet to come in.
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For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.
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“Men need to be loved. Women need to be desired.”
Them’s need both, bish.
Them’s need both, bish.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Men need to be loved. Women need to be desired.”
Them’s need both, bish.
Them’s need both, bish.
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The scene in Andor where Mon Mothma gets wasted and dances all night in devastation at a wedding but it’s just my entire existence.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The scene in Andor where Mon Mothma gets wasted and dances all night in devastation at a wedding but it’s just my entire existence.
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Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now that it’s officially Sagittarius season, please remember it is no longer legal to hunt Scorpios for sport.
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Confirmed the individual who contracted avian flu in Washington state has died because of it. At this point, Avian Flu in humans has a 100% mortality rate.
I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
First human case in US of H5N5 bird flu strain confirmed in Washington resident
It's the first U.S. human bird flu case reported in about nine months.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Confirmed the individual who contracted avian flu in Washington state has died because of it. At this point, Avian Flu in humans has a 100% mortality rate.
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I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
First human case in US of H5N5 bird flu strain confirmed in Washington resident
It's the first U.S. human bird flu case reported in about nine months.
www.oregonlive.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I can’t overstate how dangerous it will be for us if folks are cavalier about this first confirmed human case of avian influenza, H5N5.
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Are you even queer besties if y’all haven’t synced up your tummy problem cycles?
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Are you even queer besties if y’all haven’t synced up your tummy problem cycles?
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When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When somebody asks for a new photo of me I send this.
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Your shitty boyfriend complains anytime he has to drive over to see you while the lesbian who adores you reminds you constantly about all the unused air miles she has. Level up, hunny.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Your shitty boyfriend complains anytime he has to drive over to see you while the lesbian who adores you reminds you constantly about all the unused air miles she has. Level up, hunny.
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Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day: