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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely feels that way. I remember my old landline number from childhood but just got a new work number and have had to look it up no less than a dozen times in under a week.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 2d

The season of flannel has arriiiiiived

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 2d

Folks, it’s officially chilly season. CHECK ON YOUR CHRONICALLY COLD PEOPLE. Going forth they now require heated blankets, extra thick hoodies, mittens, beanies, thick socks. Carefully swaddle your cold people in flannel, a heavy blanket, & gentle forehead kisses. They will re-emerge in late May.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 3d

Listen, it is too early for you to show up empty handed and want my immortal soul.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 3d

Same, and it’s a rainy day so extra exhausted

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 3d

So far the pain isn’t so bad, it’s the sheer exhaustion that’s kicking my ass

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 3d

Went and got the double poke yesterday for Covid and Flu. Please clap.
I’m going to continue bed rotting to recover.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 3d

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: @gorl.gay is singing “ALL BY MYSELF” in her bedroom right now I can hear it clear as day through the walls and so can all the cats.

Be Doo Be Doo Minion GIF

Alt: An animated gif of a yellow minion character wearing blue overalls and yelling into a megaphone while wearing three flashing red siren lights on its head saying: WEEE-WOOO-WEEE-WOOO-WEEE-WOOO!

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 4d

Unsolicited lick pic.

A still capture from the movie Terminator 2, where an orderly wearing glasses and a white polo shirt is bent over licking the face of Sarah Connor, who is wearing white scrubs and restrained in place on a bed with her eyes slightly opened after being sedated.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 4d

If it’s running you better catch it!

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 5d

Waking up this morning like

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6d

Are you even short if you haven’t become enraged with the length of your pants and just chopped them off in a cloud of angst?

*This is a subskeet to my stupid grey sweatpants.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6d

Quark has feelings about existing in the United States today.

A colorful image of an adult, shorthaired, piebald cat wrapped in an emerald green, fluffy robe. Just a bit of her green eyes are showing as she is drifting off to sleep, seemingly bored and unimpressed. She has a large, black freckle on her white nose and delicate white whiskers. She will stay in this position for hours, which is her right as an American.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 6d

Eeyore is the best boy and deserves all the steak.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 7d

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6d

Tell me to “suck it up” one more time and I’ll break both of your legs and tell you to “walk it off.”

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6d

If you drink dairy milk straight up, you are a corrupt science synthetic who will let aliens murder your crew. I don’t make the rules: milk is your fuel.

A colorful image of Ash, a science officer synthetic from the original movie “Alien”, with its head ripped off and its innards exposed, covered in a milk colored blood fluid.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 13d

Starting the Queerest Month (yes, even more queer than June, FIGHT ME, fools, Halloween belongs to us) with an Agatha All Along rewatch.

a woman is holding another woman 's neck in the dark

Alt: A colorful gif from Agatha All Along of Agatha standing in the woods cradling Rio’s face gently and affectionately in her hands, leaning in for kiss, and then pulling back at the last moment as Rio smirks at her.

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Randi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 @rweingarten.bsky.social · 12d

From coast to coast, from ironworkers to teachers to air traffic controllers to nurses, labor unions are making it clear: Trump & Congressional Republicans must prioritize the needs of working folks. It's time to protect our care and fund the government. aflcio.org/2025/10/1/pu...

‘Put Working People First’: Unions Respond to Government Shutdown | AFL-CIO

AFL-CIO President Liz Shuler issued the following statement after the federal government’s funding expired at midnight and a shutdown began:

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12d

Lavender scare is back.

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 12d

EXCLUSIVE: FBI Director Kash Patel fired an agent in training for displaying a gay pride flag on his desk while appointed to a field office in California last year, according to three people familiar with the matter and a dismissal notice reviewed by MSNBC.
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/k...

Kash Patel fires FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag

The FBI employee was fired on the first day of the government shutdown as President Trump threatened more terminations.

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 14d

Living the dream

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 14d

Y’all. @gorl.gay is not happy unless she’s feeding me at all times like I’m a giant, queer house cat. All times. She comes out of her room and offers me new food every time. This last time it was chimkin on a stick. 😭

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 17d

It’s a rad spot, have fun

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K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 18d

When I asked if it was a second infection or the first still (because I needed to know if I was contagious so I could return to work) they told me it was my regular doctor’s issue to answer and that Covid isn’t viral.
Worst ER ever.

K. Maloney @inkandmoxie.bsky.social · 18d

I’m so sorry, that’s awful.
When I had it last year and was in the ER they didn’t test. I tested myself a few days later and was positive. Did the whole Paxlovid thing. The pain that sent me to the ER returned and I had to go back. They tested then and it was positive.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 20d

Good morning, Rebels. Remember we each have but one life to live: so crush it.

A black, white & grey photo of a shorthaired brunette, Masc Lesbian wearing a pinstriped blazer and smoking a pipe utterly unoccupied with a single fuck. A caption at the bottom of the image reads: The dyke never feels remorse or shame for what she has done.

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