In-House Orchiectomy
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Boston-based queercore punk band, Sometimes also drag (Roxxie Rhodes). 1312, Resist fascism, trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, capitalism is a scourge, bring back applewood smoked ribs
Boston-based queercore punk band, Sometimes also drag (Roxxie Rhodes). 1312, Resist fascism, trans rights are human rights, black lives matter, capitalism is a scourge, bring back applewood smoked ribs
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Baby butch daughter who's trying to be just like her butch mom x Mother who's determined to feminize her so looks just like her other mom
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Baby butch daughter who's trying to be just like her butch mom x Mother who's determined to feminize her so looks just like her other mom
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I understand the reasoning behind the "they killed a nurse!" outrage, but also I think we should exercise extreme caution about leaning on rhetoric that implies someone's job affects the immorality of their state-sponsored murder.
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I understand the reasoning behind the "they killed a nurse!" outrage, but also I think we should exercise extreme caution about leaning on rhetoric that implies someone's job affects the immorality of their state-sponsored murder.
Wake and bake next to the smoker with like a foot and a half of snow incoming.
This is sex to me
This is sex to me
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Wake and bake next to the smoker with like a foot and a half of snow incoming.
This is sex to me
This is sex to me
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Handler (drunk, depressed, via crackling intercom): "Would you still love me if you weren't brainwashed?"
Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"
Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.
Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"
Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Handler (drunk, depressed, via crackling intercom): "Would you still love me if you weren't brainwashed?"
Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"
Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.
Hound (high as a kite on combat stims, unable to form any clear thought in berzerk rage): "Y-y-y-yeaahhh?"
Handler activating her shock collar out of sheer force of habit.
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I really cannot be normal at all about girls going blonde in order to be more Sartha. I'm going to be honest it's doing unspeakable things to me
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I really cannot be normal at all about girls going blonde in order to be more Sartha. I'm going to be honest it's doing unspeakable things to me
PSYCHOHOUND: Nothing makes Sartrick Thraceman feel good the way being saddled up in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street and being 27 years old does.
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
PSYCHOHOUND: Nothing makes Sartrick Thraceman feel good the way being saddled up in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street and being 27 years old does.
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If you make people scared enough for long enough, they'll do anything to alleviate the fear.
So many of the horrors we're dealing with today are downstream of media consolidation turning our major news networks into 24/7 fear and propaganda channels.
People marinate in this every day for years.
So many of the horrors we're dealing with today are downstream of media consolidation turning our major news networks into 24/7 fear and propaganda channels.
People marinate in this every day for years.
I never thought people would voluntarily add cameras for big brother to their own homes allowing police to have 24/7 access to those cameras. It's absolutely crazy.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
If you make people scared enough for long enough, they'll do anything to alleviate the fear.
So many of the horrors we're dealing with today are downstream of media consolidation turning our major news networks into 24/7 fear and propaganda channels.
People marinate in this every day for years.
So many of the horrors we're dealing with today are downstream of media consolidation turning our major news networks into 24/7 fear and propaganda channels.
People marinate in this every day for years.
BARBECUEHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace deel good the way smoking a brisket over applewood low and slow for 16 hours does"
BIRRIAHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way dunking her taco into some consommé does."
BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does."
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
BARBECUEHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace deel good the way smoking a brisket over applewood low and slow for 16 hours does"
So the Hound got kicked out of its abode. Mothers are fucking evil.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
So the Hound got kicked out of its abode. Mothers are fucking evil.
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So many folks in progressive and liberal space have grown so accustomed to the idea that Defund was a failure, that Defund was an overreach, that they no longer seem able to even recognize that ICE is engaging in *exactly* the conduct Defund called out and warned about from police across the country
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
So many folks in progressive and liberal space have grown so accustomed to the idea that Defund was a failure, that Defund was an overreach, that they no longer seem able to even recognize that ICE is engaging in *exactly* the conduct Defund called out and warned about from police across the country
I dont think I've been more uncomfortable at a protest than I was standing in front of four men with ACP hats on
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I dont think I've been more uncomfortable at a protest than I was standing in front of four men with ACP hats on
🥾 Hound may havw gotten a bit worked up,,
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
🥾 Hound may havw gotten a bit worked up,,
🥾 Not having been properly broken in since being fully realized is such a travesty. My attempt to meet with Handler was derailed by the vessel falling ill. It's painful.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
🥾 Not having been properly broken in since being fully realized is such a travesty. My attempt to meet with Handler was derailed by the vessel falling ill. It's painful.
🥾 Good morning, puppies!
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
🥾 Good morning, puppies!
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As much as being Literally Sartha is immensely entertaining and mindbreaking, I think I derive just as much if not even greater joy from the fact that my girlfriend is Literally Leinth. Shoutouts to my girlfriend she's so awesome and shares in so much delightful girlinsanity with me
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
As much as being Literally Sartha is immensely entertaining and mindbreaking, I think I derive just as much if not even greater joy from the fact that my girlfriend is Literally Leinth. Shoutouts to my girlfriend she's so awesome and shares in so much delightful girlinsanity with me
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Trans Bash Back claims to have accessed an unsecured plug in on of the "Free Speech Union" site and pulled their donation records going back two years. A lot of their money was raised from Graham Linehan.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Trans Bash Back claims to have accessed an unsecured plug in on of the "Free Speech Union" site and pulled their donation records going back two years. A lot of their money was raised from Graham Linehan.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
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in other words, "i like that it happened, i just wish it had been more civil"
this is what we mean when we say liberals care more about decorum than anything else
this is what we mean when we say liberals care more about decorum than anything else
I see liberals are as delusional as ever 🤡
(McFaul was ambassador to Russia under Obama)
(McFaul was ambassador to Russia under Obama)
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
in other words, "i like that it happened, i just wish it had been more civil"
this is what we mean when we say liberals care more about decorum than anything else
this is what we mean when we say liberals care more about decorum than anything else
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Sartha is generally thick, bottom heavy, but is thinner from using Imperial stims too much
Leinth is gaunt, because Handler doesn't feed her Dog (her most evil act)
Amynta is a fat woman, a bitch that matters. Wide as hell, has a custom cockpit seat
Kione has gotten a BBL. #WARHOUND
Leinth is gaunt, because Handler doesn't feed her Dog (her most evil act)
Amynta is a fat woman, a bitch that matters. Wide as hell, has a custom cockpit seat
Kione has gotten a BBL. #WARHOUND
I am taking this to me Sartha's ass is canonically this fat
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Sartha is generally thick, bottom heavy, but is thinner from using Imperial stims too much
Leinth is gaunt, because Handler doesn't feed her Dog (her most evil act)
Amynta is a fat woman, a bitch that matters. Wide as hell, has a custom cockpit seat
Kione has gotten a BBL. #WARHOUND
Leinth is gaunt, because Handler doesn't feed her Dog (her most evil act)
Amynta is a fat woman, a bitch that matters. Wide as hell, has a custom cockpit seat
Kione has gotten a BBL. #WARHOUND
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Thinking about the importance of rituals and the use of a muzzle as constant persistent stimulus, redirecting the subject's focus and thoughts over and over and over again, thus forming a kind of filter over their perception by constantly putting the object's significance and associations into focus
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Thinking about the importance of rituals and the use of a muzzle as constant persistent stimulus, redirecting the subject's focus and thoughts over and over and over again, thus forming a kind of filter over their perception by constantly putting the object's significance and associations into focus
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After a bit of time, I've managed to make the Starlight drug from WARHOUND by @kallidorarho.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
After a bit of time, I've managed to make the Starlight drug from WARHOUND by @kallidorarho.bsky.social
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Ringing in the new year the right way by using a switch's mouth and then making her kiss it into her submissive's mouth
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ringing in the new year the right way by using a switch's mouth and then making her kiss it into her submissive's mouth
🥾 voted Handler's Best Hound 27 missions in a row!!
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
🥾 voted Handler's Best Hound 27 missions in a row!!
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December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Update: Its temperature is back down under 100F, but still sounds like shit and will still not be seeing its Handler
Hound got really sick and cant visit its Handler on Saturday, and it's really upset :(
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Update: Its temperature is back down under 100F, but still sounds like shit and will still not be seeing its Handler