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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)
@infocorn.bsky.social
Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).

Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.

He/him.
YouDon'tLookButYaKickMe
YouCan'tFeelButYaHitMe
You can deal with the way I praaaaay
Why does it always gotta be this waaaay
IGottaHeartIgotBloodFeelPaaaain...

FALL IN THE SINGLE FILE LINES
LIKE ARMY ANNNNTS
YEAH FALL IN THEM SINGLE FI-UHLE LINES
AND COMPLEEEETE THE PLANS
To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? But did you know that, when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey uh

That mask of yours is slipping thr teensiest bit, my sibling in diety/demigod
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thanks! I had my suspicion it was in that same "oh this something I MUST do? Well F You buddy" executive dysfunction that I run full speed into all the damn time.
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ooh neat! AHE is one of mine to be sure.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@marawilson.bsky.social on the quote reskeet... YES. Much better put than me. This exactly.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ama: grail reserve list card that isn't a super obvious high dollar staple?
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wherein I find that @marawilson.bsky.social and I are allergic to hype and need a sec to just friggin experience THE WHATEVER away from eveyone and go "Oh. Sure. Ok. YEAH!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
THE SPEECH THERAPIST IS SCREAMING AND PROFOUNDLY DAMAGING HIS VOCAL CORDS AT THIS.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
LOOKIT HIM.
HES SO HAPPY
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We're doin deep cut Papal Trax today. And we all know the Pontiffs fuck hard with Scott Weiland.
Army Ants (2019 Remaster)
YouTube video by Stone Temple Pilots - Topic
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I will admit to a shallow understanding of the Johnsons' role, but when an initial, plausible concern (re: her ex potentially harming her son) begins to include demons and subterranean tunnels...like...nobody asks real questons?
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It is fascinating to me that a podcast revisiting and retelling that story has a more rigorous fact-checking department than the investigation team did in California. Perhaps it's my hindsight/adulthood now but how could anyone believe such grandiose claims on their face back then? 4/
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is NOT to stigmatize the late Ms. Johnson, nor her inner war against paranoid schizophrenia. But any-- and I do mean ANY-- critical analysis of her accusations could have put a immediate stop to this aspect of the Satanic Panic. 3/
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It was the 3rd episode of "The Devil..." that got me thinking about it.
The entirety of the Panic at McMartin came from ONE mother's complaints, Judy Johnson. Even a tiny modicum of fact-checking at the time would have revealed a profoundly unwell woman at the core of everything. 2/
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
IS THIS (the) RIGHT (block)
OR IS THIS (the) WRONG (block)
AND YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF
MY GOD what the fuck kind of instruction is this shit this can fucking go straight to...

Oh

I missed a page. Thats what's...yeah...that...ok that's why it's not working.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Traffic control to Nigel Grey
Commencing commute,
Engine on
Take your briefcase, dear,
And put galoshes on...
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had to double check if you're the TikToker with the red folding chair based only on the space robits in the pictures.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
To be sure; I am a giant stan for his "Zigmund Earthbound and the Compliant Group of Blokes" era.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM